Episode Report Card Michael Neal: B | 2 USERS: C YOU GRADE IT MILF Island
By Michael Neal | Season 2 | Episode 11 | Aired on 04.10.2008
The snack machine presses further down on Pete. "Who won?"
Lemon merrily swipes a piece of pizza on her way back to her office but waiting inside is Jack. He's still bothered by the quote. He doesn't believe Kenneth said the quote. His story doesn't add up for a variety of reasons. Jack is still annoyed by it despite receiving a congratulatory phone call from Don Geist for his success with MILF Island. He starts to stutter again and Lemon breaks down. "I did it," she cries out. Jack informs her that he knew all along. He just wanted Lemon to admit it. "You do know how you're going to make this up to me don't you?" "Oh God," Lemon exhales. "I'm going to write the Debor-ah show." The bad news is that Debor-ah wants to sing in every episode. ">But at least it's not dance every episode. Lemon signs her soul away in a contract for the future Debor-ah show (looking forward to it) and trudges away pigeon-toed. Huebel tells us to stay tuned. "We've got Dog Swap. Interesting, dogs you say? It seems that it all comes full-circle.
Ze Jokes: Classic comedic set-up
"Somebody upstairs has changed their mind about ole Pete Hornberger."
Still haven't seen Notorious Bettie Page
"Debor-ah's amazing. Have you heard her story before she was cast on MILF Island? She was just a struggling actress living in L.A."
Will you continue to rock my MILF island?
"Salutha? You've kept it tight. Heidi? We no longer want to hit that. Get off MILF Island!"
Small victories are how we're going to win this war.
(upon getting his shirt off) "Yes! Hornberger!"
The Cell, starring Jack Donaghy
"I feel like I'm back in that boiler room making little piles of sawdust while Gilly plays with him self in the corner. I'm sorry did you want something?"
I drive a Ford Stratus!
Frank: "What the frak? I thought we had a dirt bag alliance?"
Lutz: "I'm not a dirt bag! This shirt is from American Eagle."
Silent comedy award goes to ...
MILF Debor-ah's facial expressions.
Lemon's insults are the Dunkin Doughnuts menu
"Apple-faced goon"
"Fried baloney-hole"
"Little Abner"
Live animation
Lemon: "Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Aack!"
The newest product from the Sheinhardt Wig Company?
"Brought to you by SoyJoy. Fortified with optimism."