Sarah Silverman makes anal sex joke: Even
Anal sex joke gets boos: 10-1
Katherine Heigl forced to make pervy small talk about wanting to do it with Shia LaBeouf: 5-1
Mark Burnett overrules viewer votes and gives Best Movie to the rough cut of Pirate Master: 50-1
John Travolta shows up in drag: 3-2
John Travolta shows up in his Battlefield Earth makeup: 50-1
Robin Williams does his Borat impression: Even
John Krasinski mismanages his new hair: 6-1
Special Jane Fonda appearance to present Lindsay Lohan with the Golden Bitch-Slap: 85-1
Ben Stiller "slyly" acknowledges that A Night At The Museum is beneath his highly ironic comic genius: 8-1
John Krasinski and Justin Long get into backstage slap fight: 7-2
Justin Long is paired with Jessica Biel playing "PC": 5-1
Jimmy Kimmel walk-on: 2-1
Seth Rogen implies that he's seen Paul Rudd naked: 5-2
Rihanna "accidental" "wardrobe malfunction": 20-1
Bat flies out of Amy Winehouse's beehive: 25-1
Andy Dick tries to crawl into Amy Winehouse's beehive: 15-1
Sarah Silverman appears in Pirates Of The Caribbean parody playing Keira Knightley opposite Clay Aiken as Johnny Depp: 100-1
Bruce Willis/Lindsay Lohan hookup: Even
Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz pull each other's hair for real: 2-1
Random past-season Real World alumnus shows up in a crowd shot, and his cragginess makes us all feel really old: 9-2
Applause for Samuel L. Jackson's entrance lasts longer than three full minutes: 2-1
Samuel L. Jackson makes Snakes On A Plane "joke" about how he's not making any more Snakes On A Plane jokes: Even
Will Ferrell accepts award in character as the "More Cowbell" guy: 5-3
Will Ferrell accepts award in skating tights and no shirt: 7-2
Sacha Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell discuss the use of Lycra and Spandex for on-screen testicle confinement: 10-1
Johnny Depp accepts award via satellite: 4-1
300 parody features the cast of 227: 40-1
Little Miss Sunshine parody features the cast of 300 dancing to "Superfreak": 80-1
Someone throws a punch at Spencer from The Hills: even
The person who throws that punch is Abigail Breslin: 25-1
Borat shows up in character: 2-1
Borat shows up in character and hits on Jennifer Hudson: 4-1
Borat shows up in character, hits on Jennifer Hudson, and later has to have a body part blurred out: 6-1
Rodrigo Santoro shows up in character as Xerxes: 750-1
Sarah Silverman makes anal sex joke: Even Anal sex joke gets boos: 10-1 Katherine Heigl forced to make pervy small talk about wanting to do it with Shia LaBeouf: 5-1 Mark Burnett overrules viewer votes and gives Best Movie to the rough cut of Pirate Master: 50-1 John Travolta shows up in drag: 3-2 John Travolta shows up in his Battlefield Earth makeup: 50-1 Robin Williams does his Borat impression: Even John Krasinski mismanages his new hair: 6-1 Special Jane Fonda appearance to present Lindsay Lohan with the Golden Bitch-Slap: 85-1 Ben Stiller "slyly" acknowledges that A Night At The Museum is beneath his highly ironic comic genius: 8-1 John Krasinski and Justin Long get into backstage slap fight: 7-2 Justin Long is paired with Jessica Biel playing "PC": 5-1 Jimmy Kimmel walk-on: 2-1 Seth Rogen implies that he's seen Paul Rudd naked: 5-2 Rihanna "accidental" "wardrobe malfunction": 20-1 Bat flies out of Amy Winehouse's beehive: 25-1 Andy Dick tries to crawl into Amy Winehouse's beehive: 15-1 Sarah Silverman appears in Pirates Of The Caribbean parody playing Keira Knightley opposite Clay Aiken as Johnny Depp: 100-1 Bruce Willis/Lindsay Lohan hookup: Even Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz pull each other's hair for real: 2-1 Random past-season Real World alumnus shows up in a crowd shot, and his cragginess makes us all feel really old: 9-2 Applause for Samuel L. Jackson's entrance lasts longer than three full minutes: 2-1 Samuel L. Jackson makes Snakes On A Plane "joke" about how he's not making any more Snakes On A Plane jokes: Even Will Ferrell accepts award in character as the "More Cowbell" guy: 5-3 Will Ferrell accepts award in skating tights and no shirt: 7-2 Sacha Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell discuss the use of Lycra and Spandex for on-screen testicle confinement: 10-1 Johnny Depp accepts award via satellite: 4-1 300 parody features the cast of 227: 40-1 Little Miss Sunshine parody features the cast of 300 dancing to "Superfreak": 80-1 Someone throws a punch at Spencer from The Hills: even The person who throws that punch is Abigail Breslin: 25-1 Borat shows up in character: 2-1 Borat shows up in character and hits on Jennifer Hudson: 4-1 Borat shows up in character, hits on Jennifer Hudson, and later has to have a body part blurred out: 6-1 Rodrigo Santoro shows up in character as Xerxes: 750-1