Episode Report Card Miss Alli: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT It'll be just like starting over
By Miss Alli | Season 2 | Episode 1 | Aired on 03.10.2002
Hillary cheers for her mom as she comes down.
The Raisin gives Peggy and Claire the beach/flag/yacht clue. Deidre makes it down, and she and Hillary read the clue as well.
Now this is cute. Blake and Paige and Hope and Norm, arms around each other and actually looking pretty happy, step onto the mat as a group, and Phil tells them that they're teams four and five. I could get to like this crowd right here, if they don't get annoying.
Deidre and Hillary grab a cab. Hil is hoping that most of the other teams took the long way around on the beach and didn't do the rappel, so maybe they're okay. Sniff. Meanwhile, Gary and Dave try to haggle with their boat guy, which they do by calling him "amigo." Very smart, dickweeds. Their "amigo" is having none of it, prompting Dave to stomp off, calling the guy what sounds like a "squindler." He may have said "swindler" very weirdly, but it really does sound like "squindler." Either way, he's a moron. Peggy and Claire try to rent a boat.
Boston arrives on the boat, and Phil tells them they're sixth. From the way he says it, I don't think Phil knows which of them is which, either. (It's not easy. If, in last season's Episode One, Rob hadn't introduced himself to their prospective driver at the little airport where they jumped in the SUVs, I'd have been doing the same thing with Esquire for God knows how long.) Anyway, Chris and Alex high-five.
Deidre and Hil are in the taxi, on their way. Gary and Dave line up their ride, as do Peggy and Claire. Deidre frets to Hil, as they wait for a boat, about how long it took her to rappel down, and Hil tells her not to worry -- she did great. Aww.
All of a sudden, Mary and the Fruit land in seventh place. Hey, did Mary and the Fruit do the rappel or what? How weird. They vanished for quite a while there. I assume they rappelled, but they might not have. Danny and Oswald land in eighth. They share a big smooch, but they're not a couple or anything.
Here are Gary and Dave. Losers. They're ninth, which is two spots too far up for me, but you already know that. So now it's Peggy and Claire and Deidre and Hillary, heading for the yacht. Last one in is a rotten egg. Hil rests her arm on her mom's shoulder.
Peggy and Claire climb onto the yacht. They're wearing matching shirts again...grrrr. Told that they're tenth, they yowl with delight. Well, I guess I'm happy they didn't get eliminated first, but...I'm just not feeling the love, I have to say.