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By Lady Lola | Season 4 | Episode 1 | Aired on 10.15.2009
Lenny: I think we should just give up! [Covers mouth with hand and raises voice.] Yeah, Brandon's right!
Kenneth: They are a blanket union. That includes mall Santas, horse whisperers and bucket drummers!
Lenny: Hey, dudes! I'm organizing a viral protest on Tweeter and YouTubes. If anyone wants to get in on that, just write down your social security numbers.
Jenna's Wednesday Evening, in a Nutshell
Lemon: Okay, I have to tell her that Josh quit without her getting wind of the new-cast-member part.
Pete: Well, do it now while she's drunk on attention... or in an hour when she's just drunk.
One moment later...
Lemon: You look pretty!
Jenna: Did you hear what happened? I am so upset.
Lemon: Oh no. Okay. Let me explain...
Jenna: I came in to film my tennis promo, and they had put blue gels on the lights. You know that makes my teeth look see-through. You weren't here to do your job, Liz.
Hospitality, Kenneth-Style
Kenneth: Would you like something eat? I have some leftover turtle meat from dinner. Or, as you would call it, "bonus" turtle meat.
Jack: I'll just make myself a drink if you don't mind. Where's the bar?
Kenneth: Bar? There's a bar in the shower the previous tenant installed to keep from slipping. He still died in there, though.
Jack: We're not so different, you and I. We both grew up poor. We both put work above all else. And yet, when people look at you, they see who they want to be. When they look at me, they see who they are.
Kenneth: Sir, you sound like the mall Santas when they come back from lunch.
Remember Meat-Cat?
Pete: Josh refuses to un-quit, Jenna and Tracy are on strike, we have no actors. Now we could rerun episode 214.
Lemon: No, no-no-no! That was the one where Tracy tore up that picture of the Pope.
Pete: In his defense, it was Pope Innocent IV because he increased taxation in the papal states.
Lemon: Argh.
Pete: Well, where are your solutions, Liz Lemon? You know this whole thing is your fault.
Lemon: My fault? Blame Jack or Kenneth or Tracy or Meat-Cat. 'Cause I've had the Cheesy Blasters for three days.
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