Episode Report Card Sobell: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The Collection
By Sobell | Season 2 | Episode 3 | Aired on 10.17.2007
Tracy becomes a man. Next stop: werewolf!
Tracy: Do I have to fix this situation? I am the immature one! But the both of you? You're forcing me to act like an adult. An adult! And even worse, you're making me stop two ladies from going at it.
And here I thought ceramics got broken owing to family conflicts, not collected
Kenneth: Look at that kooky old cookie jar! I like the upside-down "WOW" on it.
Jack: [looking like he's just seen the first rays of dawn after a very long night] You like cookie jars, Kenneth?
Kenneth: I guess I never thought about it that much. We had a nice one back home in Georgia. Had a bear on it. [darkly] I remember when my mom's friend Ron would come over. They'd go into the bedroom to sort out their paperwork, and I'd just stare at that cookie jar. It was almost as if I took every problem that I ever had, and put it inside that cookie jar. And I sealed it up so tight, nothing would never, ever, ever get out.
[Jack looks on with a mixture of trepidation and hope, then shakes his head as if he's in perfect understanding. ]
Kenneth: [brightly] So, I guess to answer your question, I give cookie jars about a "B."