Episode Report Card Gustave: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT If These Perforated Aluminum Wall Dividers Could Talk...
By Gustave | Season 2 | Episode 14 | Aired on 02.24.2003
Norton Airfield. Kiefer is supposedly "interrogating" Marie, but it looks really pornographic. Her face is really shiny, and he keeps saying "stay with me" and massaging her neck. Finally he asks Goodrich to give her some Demerol so she doesn't go into shock. Ooh, Demerol! I've never taken it myself, but I've read about it in books like Valley of the Dolls and it sounds awesome. Neely O'Hara gets hooked on it while making a film in Spain and her eyes are described as "burning like coals" all throughout the movie. Next, Kiefer asks Cate to talk to Marie and remind her of the "things she used to love" so that they can break through the brainwashing. Oh, way to remind Marie why she became such an angry young woman in the first place, Kiefer! Cate approaches Marie, who just got shot up with Demerol and looks like she's having a party all by herself in that chair of hers. Cate caresses her and pleads with her to help them stop the bomb. "I am going to help you," says Marie. "I'm going to help you stop being part of the problem." "So it's okay with you if Dad and I die today?" asks Cate. Marie reminds Cate that she killed Reza. "And I loved him," she says. "Why would I care about you and Dad?" Cate insists that she and Papa Crew love Marie and that she has to help them stop the B-O-M-B. Marie claims that she can't. All of a sudden, Marie starts crying and making those squeaky moans again because the Demerol has just worn off. Damn, that was some fast-acting Demerol. How long did that work? Seventeen seconds? Even crack cocaine lasts longer than that! Hell, inhaling whipped cream propellant lasts longer than that! Kiefer refuses to give her anymore Demerol until she tells them where the B-O-M-B is. Marie begs Cate to make Kiefer "make it stop." Cate tells Marie to "make it stop" herself. Marie finally gives in. She tells Kiefer that the bomb is in a suitcase being transported by van to the Arco Towers downtown. But when Kiefer asks her when the B-O-M-B is set to go off, Marie claims to know it will detonate in three hours because she saw the timer. However, when Kiefer asks her to describe the timer, Marie can't. Kiefer klaims that there would not be a timer on a bomb that size, and therefore Marie is lying and trying to get them away from Norton Airfield because that's where the B-O-M-B really is. They probably don't even have three hours. He gets on his radio and orders everyone to search all the buildings at the airport. Kiefer and the agents head out to search, leaving Marie alone with Cate. "They're not going to find it in time," Marie says. "We're all going to die." Oh, please -- there are ten episodes left. There is no way the B-O-M-B is going off. The time is 09:47:38 PM.
Oh, Celine Dion, you are so reticent on the details of your family life now that you've had a baby. Do you love your baby? Do you drive him around in a Chrysler Town and Country minivan? We just really really wanted to know. And while we're on the subject, who exactly is driving this minivan while you are making out with your baby? I repeat, who is driving this minivan while you are making out with your baby?