Episode Report Card Michael Neal: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Coffee & TV
By Michael Neal | Season 2 | Episode 10 | Aired on 01.09.2008
Fish sticks! Tracy, fish sticks!
Kenneth: "I don't drink coffee, sir. I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. That's the devil's temperature."
Tracy: "Ken, this is New York. The Big Easy. Live a little! Boundaries are made to be tested. That's why my wife and I stopped using a safe word [in air quotes]."
Colombian roast
Tracy: "Hey, slow down there, Ken. Coffee is not like alcohol. It's pretty addictive."
Kenneth: "I love how it makes me feel. It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain. You know what we've never done, Grizz? Fight each other!"
Regrets...a few
Jack: "All my life work came first. I missed so many weddings, funerals, karate demonstrations..."
C.C.: "Birthdays, Lilith Fairs..."
Jack: "But not anymore. You're my new night job. And I'm going to love you like my boss is watching."
(Un)interrupted
Lemon: "Well, this is very important..."
Kenneth: "You are!"
Lemon: "I need you to watch these shows..."
Kenneth: "Watch watch it."
Lemon: "...and write a summary of each one. It's for Mr. Donaghy..."
Kenneth: "Oh boy!"
Lemon: "...and he's asked to get it done by tomorrow and I am delegating it to you..."
Kenneth: "Your last name is weird."
Lemon: "Are you okay?
Kenneth: "Who wants coffee?"
On Jack's pond
"I'll grow a beard. People from my old life will pass through town. They won't even recognize me. They'll just say 'thanks, Pap' and then they'll buy some of my cider."
The eHarmony match test
Lemon: "So we have so much in common...um...we're all white."
Lost in translation
"Return Germany... Tell the... Time. Hubcap(?)"
You've never been to a Denny's?
Jack: "That's what I call a country breakfast. Although I've never been to a place where they kill the pig in front of you?"
C.C.: "It's so quaint. It's strange we didn't get any ham."
You and 8 million other stories
"I've always been told that New York was the twenty-first-century city of Sodom and look what's happened? I've become one of them. I've been sodomized."
#8 out of the jealous-lover playbook
"I've moved on. I've bought a whole bunch of other apartments. I bought a black apartment."
I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa
"Excuse me, could you turn off the race announcer and put on some Gladys Knight? And what is the champagne situation here?"