Episode Report Card Mindy Monez: C | 1 USERS: C- YOU GRADE IT Catty-Walk
By Mindy Monez | Season 2 | Episode 3 | Aired on 05.17.2010
Same day; Danielle takes Christine to IMG for a runway walk lesson, and drags the younger kid with them. Younger kid should join forces with CJ, for real. We'd all be toast. When they get there, unfortunately, the walking coach is not Miss J. Christine tries walking for a while but eventually gets cranky and tells everyone to shut up because they're annoying. Ehh, she's a dick, but she's 16, and being told you don't know how to walk correctly probably is really annoying.
The weird interstitial involves Dina and "Zen Jen" doing some hippie shit, but I refuse to recap "Zen Jen" anymore.
Gia is backstage at her show trying to explain to her mother why she doesn't appreciate her father telling her she's ugly. Teresa does not see her point. Luckily, Gia is saved by having to run out and do a practice walk. She does a good job walking down a platform and then turning around and walking back the way she came. She is a success in the modeling world.
Christine arrives at her show (Rebecca Minkoff, natch) and decides to take a break for some lunch: two deli-thin slices of honeydew melon. Fat ass!
Caroline and Jacqueline go backstage to congratulate Gia and give her some of the support she's not getting from her father (but that she will get in college from a couple dozen dudes and a couple hundred dozen tequila bottles). Caroline is so overwhelmed with pride she has "a lump in [her] heart." Yikes! There is a lot of talk about Teresa being nine months pregnant at the show, and everyone is worried she's going to go into labor any minute. She doesn't, though, don't worry.
While Gia is getting ready, Teresa spots Christine's cover of The Daily that was totally just there by accident and not at all planted by a Bravo producer and shows it to Gia. Gia is blown away (and totally jealous, c'mon) that Christina landed a cover, and Teresa is just like "Yeah, look how pretty she is!" Cut to Danielle interviewing that if Teresa ever saw Christine's cover she would probably be a giant bitch about it. Oh, Danielle. Teresa stinks, but you are always, always wrong, even when you're just alleging something completely plausible like Teresa acting like a bitch. That is how consistently and unwaveringly wrong you are about every facet of life.
Out in the audience at Gia's show, Joe has his arms crossed and is bitching about how long he's been at his daughter's fashion show, which I can't even fault him for because waiting for fashion shows to start is boring, especially if you had to drive to the city from Jersey to do it (I know because I have done it, oddly enough).