Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Hook-Ups & Beat Downs
By Lady Lola | Season 2 | Episode 10 | Aired on 09.30.2010
Sitch is clearly over her crap, and gives her a lukewarm, "That's cool." Seeing that the interest in waning, she adds, "Because obviously none of you like me." Remember that whole thing about trying to be friendly and honest with people? I call bullshit. This is exactly how she's been the entire time. And them's fighting words. She calls them all fake. Sitch tells her that he can speak for everyone when he says that she can do like she did in Jersey and get the fuck out. He interviews that she seems to think it's some sort of burden on them if she leaves, like they care at all. And it's true, I have no doubt they'd find something else to talk about if she were gone. She's just so lame. Witness: She follows up Sitch's comment by asking, "Oh yeah? Anybody else?" Clearly she was just trying to stir them up so she could instigate another fight. Ugh, worthless. Notice that no one responds.
The crowd disperses to get ready for the night out. Since no one sunk to her level, Angelina ups her game by going in her bed to crawl under the covers and pout. Sitch says she expected the others to ask her to come out with her, which is just nonsensical to be the way Angelina sees this whole scenario.
The original seven head out and have the time of their lives. Pauly meets up with his Cubana trick Rocio, but he has to tell her that he's heading back to Rhode Island soon. They're mutually enamored, and she tells him she feels like "the happiest, luckiest girl ever." He jokes back, "That's how I feel: The happiest, luckiest girl, too!" Oh, how I heart him.
Meanwhile, Snooki isn't have as much luck or happiness. She is failing at ticking the boxes on her check list, so she settles for a guy who's sorta tan, sorta built. He isn't as forward as the gorillas she's used to, though, so she interrupts his goofy dancing and literally throws him down onto a banquette. Skirt rising above her ass cheeks, she commands him, "Make out with me." Eventually he does, and Vinny reminds us that Angelina once brought this guy home. Vinny's surprised at Snooky's brass (or desperation?). As Snooki tongues this poor leftover down, JWOWW sits by idly smoking a cigarette and shaking her head.
Back home, Angelina packs her stuff to leave. She claims she didn't want to skulk out like a coward, but the way she places her suitcases right by the door of the courtyard shows she wants everyone to see it as they drunkenly stumble inside, providing maximum possibility for theatrics. Contrived doesn't even begin to cover it. Not to mention that she is literally waiting for them on the couch.