Episode Report Card DeAnn Welker: C | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Goodbye Again For The Last Time
By DeAnn Welker | Season 6 | Episode 14 | Aired on 12.20.2012
Duck phone montage. Lots of quacking, and people answering and slamming it down and being silly on the phone. Ending with Mike smashing the phone in the final episode. She asks them about it and Snooki says it's the first time she saw a duck phone, so how would they know how to use it? They all classify Mike smashing the duck phone as murder. By the way, he looks either super exhausted or like he's back on the drugs. Or both. Moving on to pranks, specifically Mike sending Snooki and Deena to New York.
Snooki "Wah" montage. Amy tells us how live we are as her microphone doesn't work. Next up is an arrest montage: First Ron for punching a guy out. Then Snooki for public drunkenness. Then Snook for running into a cop car in Italy. Then Deena for running through the streets. Amy asks Ron what is was like to be the first ex-con in the house. He says it was so cool that the others did it, too. Pauly agrees it was the thing to do. Then he impersonates Ronnie's "One shot!" After knocking the guy out. Snooki doesn't think she should have been arrested because she was just having fun. Deena says jail changed her because now she knows she can't dance in the street. She asks Vinny and Pauly who they'd hire as their incarceration consultant. The girls want them to choose them, but they choose Ron.
Amy says that as much as America loved watching them, they also loved watching themselves. Which means it's time for a mirror camera montage. Dancing around. Squeezing their butts and boobs. Picking their faces. Could have lived without that. Amy wonders what spent more time with the mirror: Mike's abs, Jenni's boobs or Sam's hair. It's a big debate, so I'm guessing it was pretty even. She asks why they kept getting ready there if they knew there was a camera and Vinny's like, "There was a camera? There were cameras in the house?" That's the kind of answer you get to a dumb question. The girls peeing all over the place montage takes us to commercial. Classy. Including a preview for a new show where Vinny has celebrities over to hang out with his family, starting with Lil Wayne, I guess. It's called "The Show with Vinny" and I actually will watch that. Love Vinny's family.
Pauly yelling montage brings us back into the show. They're all raising the roof, even Amy, when we are back. She tells them they're not a bunch of prudes and we get a montage of hookups: Vinny and Snooki. Jenni and Pauly. Angelina and Vinny. Mike and Snooki. Deena and Pauly. Deena and Snooki. Amy says Snooki's the Number 1 offender for in-house hookups and asks why. She says she just likes to have fun and is sexy. Uncle Nino yells something from the audience. He's sitting with Danny, who's cracking up. There ends up being a weird, awkward conversation about Sam and Mike hooking up in the beginning, which leads to Deena telling Mike how many grenades he hooked up with. Amy asks who in the house had the most sexual tension. Deena thinks Vinny and Pauly. But they say they're fine, yo.