Episode Report Card Kim: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT These Arms of Mine
By Kim | Season 11 | Episode 20 | Aired on 11.23.2010
So who is in third place? After reviewing all three couples, thank GOD!!!! Bristol and Mark are in third place. There are a few boos. Lacey looks shocked and then kind of relieved. Oh, thank the heavens above. All of my anger towards Bristol is gone immediately. I mean, I still dislike her as a person for the most part, and I hate everything her mother stands for, but she's not evil or anything. She's young. I was an idiot at 20, and I wasn't on a world stage. They watch a clip package of their times on the show. Mark is crying. I have to say that I am jealous of Bristol's eyebrows. I don't know who does her waxing, but they are outstanding. There. I said something nice.
So now we get to find out who won. And I don't care at this point. Jennifer was the best dancer, but I can see how she turned some people off, so whatever. It's not Bristol, so who cares? And the winners are... Jennifer and Derek. Well, okay. Poor Lacey looked like she was going to have a heart attack. Jennifer is really just sobbing, and says that she didn't think she'd be able to dance, but she did. Derek has now won three times. Kyle says some nice things. They all hug one another. The others all come out and hoist up Jennifer and Derek. Watch her neck! Looks like Corky has Jennifer, and Mark has Derek. Could someone help Corky? He's an old man! At least they lifted Jennifer up this time. In the past, they've only lifted Derek and people got pissed.
Whew! So that happened and my affiliate held out, and Bristol didn't win. Let's all go and have a nice Thanksgiving, and I suppose we'll be back in the spring for another season. Here's hoping there are no political offspring next time, although given the ratings for this season, I wouldn't be surprised. And maybe they can enlist some of the people on my wishlist: Rick Springfield, Missy Elliott or Melissa Gilbert. That's just off the top of my head. Call me, producers! I have ideas!
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