Episode Report Card Jessica: C+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT After Hours
By Jessica | Season 1 | Episode 7 | Aired on 11.08.2006
Wil and Marc get the call that Ted has arrived at the magazine. Marc goes to greet him at the elevator, and hands Wil a western-style rug. She leans over to arrange it on the floor, giving Ted LeBeau -- who is surprisingly dishy -- a nice gander at her ass. "Well, HOW-DEE," he says, totally pleased. Wil leaps up, and greets him. He likes her suit. "The career woman on a budget," he nods. Wil grins and says, truthfully, that it's like nothing she owns. Ted sighs appreciatively that it looks good on her, as he wanders around her office, twirling a spur here and there. He points at the longhorns above the Fantastic Credenza. "You a fan of college ball?" he asks, totally flummoxing Wil. Ted points at the longhorns. "Longhorns? You went to UT Austin?" Wil twitters that Marc did. "Yes! I did! It was so...Southern. Go Longhorns! Yay!" he agrees, and, instead of giving the Longhorns sign, gives the "call me" hands. Marc is so my gay TV boyfriend. I just love him. Apparently, Michael Urie also went to UT, so that's doubly cute. "God bless America," he finishes, awkwardly. Ted notices a photo of Nico and Wil on the desk, and wonders if this is her child. "Yes. It is," Wil says shortly and tries to get down to business. Ted isn't sure that her "swanky magazine" is the right fit for Beau-Mart. "Why don't you convince me?" he asks.
At the hotel, Betty accidentally orders Oceans Eleven Inches on Pay Per View. Tee hee. And enter Sven, her tall, hunky masseur (Betty's terrified that they sent her a boy, but apparently, all the girl masseuses were taken). He directs her to disrobe. I think I've seen porn that starts very much like this.
At the office, Daniel is reading Girls Like It On Top, while Salma and a staffer feel each other's breasts outside his window. When he catches wind of this, he leaps up out of his chair and sneaks up on them like he's in the midst of clandestine guerrilla warfare. It's very funny. He strolls into the conference room just as Salma tells everyone that she totally can't feel the difference. Daniel chuckles that he didn't get the invitation to the slumber party. "Did I miss the pillow fight?" he leers. Salma snappily informs him that they're working on an article on breast reconstruction for CANCER SURVIVORS, YOU ASSHOLE. Daniel wonders privately whether to die there, or in his office, and leaves.
Betty tries to take notes during her massage. Seriously, what is wrong with that girl? There's a knock on the door just as she asks if Sven is "rolfing" her. Sven rolls his eyes and goes to answer the door. It is, of course, Walter, holding flowers and booze. At least he brought flowers and booze. Let's all remember that when we get enraged with him in about five minutes.