Episode Report Card Kim: C+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Boooz
By Kim | Season 4 | Episode 5 | Aired on 11.06.2001
Elsewhere in the apartment, Elena is trying to pull Richard's helmet off, to no avail. Richard thinks that Princess Leia is a sure thing, but that his lips need to be accessible. Elena suggests cutting off the helmet, but Richard won't, because it's homemade. Elena tries pulling again, and Richard falls down.
Back in the bedroom, Ben suggests going to get something to eat, and Felicity agrees. As they walk out, they come upon some guy building a beer-can pyramid on an unconscious Trevor. Ben tells Felicity to call 911 while he begins CPR.
Ben and Felicity sit in the hospital waiting room. A doctor approaches and tells them that Trevor is in a coma, and that his blood alcohol level was .38, when the legal limit is .08. The doctor adds that it was good that they brought him in when they did. Ben asks whether Trevor is going to make it, and the doctor says that it's too early to tell, so they should go home and get some sleep. And possibly call Trevor's parents? At this point, I really thought that they were going to go the route of Trevor (or his parents) suing Felicity and Elena for providing the alcohol. It's also possible that Trevor isn't twenty-one, since Ben is only in his class because he's making up for lost time, and Felicity and Elena took the class as freshmen or something. But I was clearly over thinking it. The doctor leaves, and Felicity urges Ben to get going. They walk out, holding hands.
Back at the party, Richard puts his head in the freezer, because he thinks it'll cause shrinkage. Elena tells him that it won't work. Is the party still going on? Wouldn't the guy being taken out on a stretcher be a bit of a buzzkill? Also, won't Richard's helmet shrink right along with his head? Princess Leia walks up and says hello, commenting that she was just doing a shot with Trevor and didn't know how drunk he was. Richard and Leia exchange pleasantries, but Richard doesn't bother trying to get her name or phone number. Leia takes off. Richard slams the freezer door in frustration.
Javier washes his lips in the men's room as he and Noel discuss how little money they have left. But didn't they just win the jackpot? And suddenly they have no money left. Javier looks in the mirror and grouses, "Now I have no money, no love, no Lionel, no nothing...except a lot of blackheads." Hee! Noel is sure that Samuel will call. Javier says that this whole thing has taught him that you shouldn't gamble with the heart. He and Noel argue over this for a while until Javier notices that Lionel has walked into the men's room. What, he doesn't have a bathroom in his dressing room? Okay, I promise to stop asking these questions. Maybe. Javier starts gushing over Lionel, who's trying to pee, which would be kind of weird. Javier asks Lionel to autograph his chest, but Lionel would prefer to do it on a piece of paper. Javier wants to know if he can ask Lionel a question, since he knows "so much about the ways of love and dancing on the ceiling." Lionel agrees. Javier says very sincerely, "When Lionel and his lady fight, what does Lionel do?" Lionel pauses and Javier asks if he should be writing this down. Javier is forced to borrow a pen from Lionel, who then says that no matter what happens, just say, "Honey, you're right." It works every time. Yes, because putting your own needs below those of your mate is the perfect way to have a successful relationship. I kind of worry about the messages this show is sending. Keep secrets from your mate. Just tell them that they are right to resolve arguments. If you cheat, don't tell. If you argue all the time, just kiss each other, and all your problems are over. Anyway, Javier gets his autograph, and Lionel doesn't even offer them tickets to the concert! That bastard.