Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 3 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Smiling Faces Sometimes
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 11 | Aired on 08.21.2012
Aria: "You do kinda remind me of Mikey."
Wesley: "Who?"
Aria: "I don't know either."
Aria: "Anyway, Maggie's fine. Has a seven-year-old son, even. Looks just like you."
Wesley: "Holy crap! Well, but let's not... Maybe she was just trying to scare you off?"
Aria: "No, she had no idea who I was. I'm a Liar. But like why wouldn't she tell him?"
Wesley: "I feel like we need to review what went down again, because there is nothing all that surprising about any of this."
Aria: "If only we were allowed to say the word abortion on this show I feel like none of this would be happening."
TRUNK SHOW
Spencer texts Hanna because she's not done gossiping behind Paige's back, and warns her not to tell Emily. Because if this show has taught us anything, it's that trusting someone means lying to them repeatedly until their parents are murdered or they end up in a wheelchair.
There's a weird montage of Spencer accessorizing... No, she's locked in the dressing room and can't send any outgoing texts... SNAKES! THERE ARE SNAKES! WHAT THE FUCK, that's amazing. Giant scary black hissing attacking snakes! Anyway, Cece Drake is long gone, and there are more and more snakes flooding into the dressing room and attacking Spencer. Criminy, I love this show. Cece Drake lets Spencer out eventually, grabs a mannequin leg, and starts beating the snakes to death. I'ma say that one more time.
What has just happened on this show is that Spencer was trying on clothes for a trunk show, when she was suddenly locked inside the dressing room by parties unspecified, who then cut off her ability to send text messages and starting filling the entire room with snakes that attacked her. Then, Cece Drake appeared and beat the shit out of the snakes with a leg of a mannequin.
AFTERMATH
Hanna: "Given my storyline for this episode, I'm pretty sure this is a Jenna Thing Thing."
Spencer: "Shut up about the blind girl that raped my boyfriend! She's fine! I said the word snake about Paige, and then there were a million snakes. Come on."
Hanna: "Unleash the dogs of crazy, I know you're dying to..."
Spencer: "-- Maybe instead of date-raping Emily That Night, she was driving her around like everybody else on this entire show! Maybe that's a girl's shadow attacking Maya on that footage Noel Kahn sent me!"