Episode Report Card Couch Baron: A | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Five More Years!
By Couch Baron | Season 2 | Episode 6 | Aired on 11.08.2005
In the hallway, Veronica asks Wiedman where he learned that interrogation technique. Wiedman: "Harvard." He in turn asks where she got her impressive hysterical routine. Veronica: "Watching cheerleading tryout results." Hee, so they planned for Veronica to look terrified to make Wiedman seem crazier. Awesome. I think we've got new candidates for the "Give 'Em A Spinoff" sweepstakes. Wiedman opines that Mike didn't do it: "No one's that good a liar." And here I thought you and Veronica had met.
Interesting cut to Logan, who's stuffing his face full of pizza at an outdoor table at school while showing off his ankle locator and saying that it puts him "in constant contact with Martha Stewart." Heh. Weevil and the PCHers appear, and Weevil waves a paper in Logan's face and asks what it is. Logan, after some ESL-themed snark, informs Weevil that it's an eviction notice: he bought Weevil's grandmother's house. He smiles, "Su casa es mi casa." Nice, but he missed his chance to close with "You just don't fit in." Also, as mentioned numerous times on the boards, Logan wouldn't be able to evict the grandmother if she had a legitimate lease, but it's entirely possible she didn't, so I'm not going to worry about it. Logan pointedly says that he needs a new house, as his last one burned to the ground, but if Weevil likes, they can all live together -- "one big wacky sitcom family." It's good that the house isn't in New York, because the title The King Of Queens is already taken. ["So is Everwood." -- Wing Chun] Logan goes back to his pizza as he informs Weevil that he is, in fact, kicking the Navarros out, and that he wouldn't live in that house if you put a gun to his head. If only Weevil had one on him, we'd be able to test the validity of that statement. Instead, Weevil starts with Logan, but the gym/computer teacher appears and breaks up the fight. Logan wipes sauce off his face and sucks his finger. Heh. Weevil seethes that Logan is going to prison, and takes off.
Veronica is emailing Wallace to update him of the events of the episode. Jeez, Veronica, give me a few minutes and you can just link to the recap. She's interrupted by an invitation to a video chat, which she accepts. Considering that the handle is "enriquefreaque69," she's either a lot braver or a lot stupider that I would be. The inviter is a pretty blonde girl. Displaying a bit of an accent, she determines Veronica's identity, says she saw her post in the forums of the Ibiza website, and sends Veronica a picture of Amelia on the beach with several other people, including Mike. Veronica starts to explain that the matter is in hand, but the girl breezily says she hope Amelia isn't still with her boyfriend, because he's a tremendous liar. Veronica's gears start grinding...