Episode Report Card Lady Lola: C | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hate in This Club
By Lady Lola | Season 2 | Episode 3 | Aired on 08.12.2010
They wake up the next morning, still in their clothes... mostly. Vinny wonders if he did "the unthinkable." Before he can answer his own question, Emilio calls. Vinny tells Emilio Snooki's asleep and hangs up. Sitch immediately bags on him, and Vinny insists that he didn't do anything with Snooki. But you can see it in his eyes that he fears he'll never live this night down.
Later, JWoww bitches about the constant ups and downs between Sammi and Ronnie, who are still in bed. She asks Pauly what they should do about Ronnie's creeping. JWoww calls Ronnie a pig, but Pauly remains noncommittal -- mainly because he thinks Sammi would be stupid enough to stay with Ronnie even after she found out the truth. Proving as much, Sammi complains in an interview about Ronnie's "mixed signals." I don't know if I'd classify calling someone a "c*nt" and a "fucking bitch" mixed signals, but I don't really speak Jersey or Bronx dialect, so it must be my misunderstanding. Ugh.
That afternoon, Sammi, Sitch and Ronnie report for their shift at the gelato shop. Sammi Mensa-heart herself struggles to scoop gelato. Somehow this helps Ronnie resolve his dilemma about whether he should reinstate her as his girlfriend. He hugs her and calls her his girl as some creepy assistant manager raises his eyebrows approvingly at them from the back of the store. Sammi toasts her victory with a double scoop of gelato. Oh wait, she's too stupid to scoop fucking Italian ice. Scratch that.
That night, Pauly, Vinny and The Situation dub themselves MVP (Mike-Vinny-Pauly) and decide to storm MIA in support of the GFF (Grenade-Free Foundation). Pauly breaks out a pair of super-bright red sneakers for the occasion, announcing that his fire engine-hued kicks mean the creeping is ON. Cue requisite Angelina cock-blocking in which she desperately wants to come with them but tries to pretend she'll be uncomfortable being the only girl. They're all, "Yeah, you probably shouldn't come. It won't be fun for you since it's a guys' night... Seriously, though. Don't come." This rejection only makes Angelina want to horn in that much more. Pauly matter-of-factly tells her, "It's not MVPA." Truth. Eventually, the guys realize that Angelina is not going to give up, so they devise a plan to ditch her that probably would have been obvious to a third-grader. Of course, it works on Angelina, because she turns her head for a second to act all cool and blasé in front of JWoww. They scamper out the door and high-five each other at their masterful trickery.