Episode Report Card Erin: B- | 1 USERS: B YOU GRADE IT Dude Looks Like A Lady -- A Ho-Type Lady
By Erin | Season 5 | Episode 6 | Aired on 11.09.2005
Out on the rig, Peyton continues to shoot everyone in her path. She comes upon the guard outside Vak's remove and orders him to enter the code to open the door. He does so, and she shoots him dead and enters the room. Luckily, Rachel's already ruined the computer and run off. Peyton leaves. Out on the rig, Rachel's walking toward the boat and telling Syd that the job's done. She passes a dead soldier and picks up her pace, only to find that her boat is gone. Syd says she's sending in an emergency extraction. Dix and Getty head to the rescue in a black chopper. Syd tells Rachel to get her ass to the helipad pronto. Rachel runs as fast as her little wedgies will let her.
Rachel finally gets to the helipad, only to find Peyton waiting for her with a gun. "Surprise," Peyton says. "My god, you're --" "Not dead?" quips Peyton. "I was gonna say 'evil,'" says Rachel. Heh. Peyton tries to convince Rachel that she's not evil, she just works for a different team. Rachel's all, dude, you're totally in on this with Gordo and you have been from the start. And you blew up all those innocent people! Peyton's all, honey, it wasn't personal! I always liked you! She goes on to say that she doesn't want to kill her, she just wants the program. Syd gets on comms and tells Rachel that if she believes Peyton will let her go, she should hand over the program; they can always track Peyton after she leaves the platform.
Rachel considers this and finally reaches into her bag to get the program, pulling out the ice pick brush as if to get it out of the way so she can find the software. Peyton gives her two seconds to find the program and as Rachel goes to hand it over, she triggers the ice pick and stabs Peyton in the shoulder and kicks her gun away. "You bitch," snarls Peyton. Hee. They scuffle a bit and don't do any real damage to each other. "You shoulda given me the disk," says Peyton. "You were gonna kill me anyway," says Rachel. "Yeah," says Peyton, "but I would have felt really bad about it." She pulls a stiletto out of her leg sheath and says, "Now, it's gonna be fun." Heh. And then they fight. It's nothing terribly noteworthy, however, and it's actually kind of awkwardly shot, so I'll just leave it at "and then they fight."
A guard starts shooting at them and they dive behind some barrels as Getty and Dix show up in their chopper. Dix takes out all the guards and then, when Peyton eyes Rachel's dropped purse, Dix aims the gun right at her and she...just runs away and jumps off the rig. Well, that was effective. Getty lands the chopper on the helipad and Rachel climbs aboard as the Strings of See, She Really CAN Get The Job Done play us out to the break.