Episode Report Card Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Like a Virgin
By Maggie | Season 3 | Episode 6 | Aired on 11.07.2000
Felicity gets off the elevator at the apartment and runs into Molly, who tells her that Meghan is throwing a dinner to celebrate Sean's good news. She invites Felicity, but warns her that Ben may be there. Felicity agrees to come, regardless.
Ben is back sitting at the bar at Epstein Bar, chain-drinking. Randy approaches him and asks if he has a minute to talk. Ben smirks and says that he doesn't have a minute, so Randy requests thirty seconds of his time. Randy says that nothing happened when Felicity slept in his bed, and Ben gets belligerent, puts Randy in a chokehold, and drops him to the floor. All we can see is Ben flailing away while kneeling on the ground with the sounds of punches being thrown in the background. Do you think Ben's anger and all the time he's spending in bars mean anything?
Finn arrives at the apartment and Elena reluctantly lets him in.
At the loft, Meghan, Sean, Felicity, and Knoll are sitting around eating what looks to be Chinese food, from the boxes. They're laughing and having a gay old time. Oops, not "gay," because Richard isn't there. Molly tells a horror story about her uncle dropping dead from some kind of nert trouble. Make with the gaiety: here comes Richard giving Sean a thumbs-up and saying, "Good news about your nut." He takes Knoll aside to inform him that he's not going to be a "drama queen" because being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Knoll points out that Molly is there but Richard claims to be over her, and that it doesn't mean he's gay.
At the girls' apartment, Finn confesses to Elena that he has a dilemma: he doesn't want to hurt Tracy, but he still likes her.
Richard is now seated and eating when he tells Sean about his cousin who thought he had an infection "down there" and ended up losing both his "gumballs." Sean's had enough of Molly's and Richard's Tales from the Clipt and gets up to go outside and get some air. Meghan tells Richard to shut up but Sean leaves anyway. There's a phone call from Elena, who's calling for Felicity to whine about how hard it is to resist Finn. Knoll makes small talk and says that he met "the perfect girl" and is going to fix her computer. Richard cuts him off to apologize to Molly for the way he acted with her before. She tells him not to worry about it because she remembers what it was like to be a virgin. Richard yells at Knoll, who says he didn't tell, so Richard yells at Meghan. Ben arrives home and Felicity hands the phone to Meghan and runs after Ben. When Elena begins to whinge, Meghan bellows, "God, who cares? Just sleep with him! Geez, you're in college." Elena continues to moan and groan and Meghan gets and takes another call. It's Sean's doctor calling to reschedule his surgery.