Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Jackie Jormp-Jomp
By Lady Lola | Season 3 | Episode 18 | Aired on 04.16.2009
Just then, Lemon runs in and happily beholds the melee that has set in during her absence. Later, she grins like a maniac as she chews Tracy and Jenna out for yet another week of tomfoolery. Tracy calls her crazy, and they run out. She triumphantly posts her Anti-Sexual Harassment School diploma on the door. It's good to be back!
Also back? Jokes.
One Night in Jenna
Jack: Jenna, Sheinhardt-Universal does not want to release the picture.
Jenna: And how will that affect my Oscar chances?
Jack: Adversely unless we get independent distribution. To do that, Sing Dem Blues, White Girl: The Jackie Jormp-Jomp Story has got to get some buzz. I need your help for that.
Jenna: Do you need a sex tape released? 'Cause I got a weird one. It's night vision, and you can see his buddy is robbing me.
Jack: No, Jenna, I want you on the PR warpath. There's a red carpet. I want you on it, talking up the movie, starting Monday.
Jenna: The Kids' Choice Awards? Fine. I'll set aside my feud with Raven-Symone for one day. But she knows what she did!
So That's What The Civil Rights Movement Was About?
Pete [dragging Tracy to studio]: You have to rehearse!
Tracy: No! Passive resistance! I learned that from Dr. King. I'm brave!
How Can You Do Better Than K.D. Lang?
Jack: Remember that time I came back from the World Economic Forum with Mono and missed a week of work, and I wanted to pull out my hair, but I couldn't because it's too thick? People like us, we need the stress. We're only happy when we're overcoming obstacles. You take that away, we start bouncing off the walls, spend our days jabbering at doormen.
Lemon: Hey! I brighten their day! Before I go, can I at least find out what Frank's hat says?
Jack: "Constant Craving."
Lemon: He could do better.
There's a "Balls" Joke Somewhere in There
Frank: Has anyone looked at this sexual harassment stuff they gave us?
Tracy: I don't need to. The whole thing is loosely based on an evening I spent with Isiah Thomas.
They Call Her "The Cougar"
Frank: Have you read this?
Kenneth: Well, I wanted to because it's full of rules. But Miss Vieira made me throw it away and said pretty boys like me shouldn't be filling their heads with ideas.
Conversations with My Doorman
Lemon: We have a saying that "Laughter is the best medicine," so I'm kind of like a doctor here -- like you were in Poland!