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By Sara M | Season 8 | Episode 5 | Aired on 10.12.2003
Admissions Guy 2: Or likes him.
Simon also needs to get out of his current school because PaulSmith's brother might come after him. Not that Simon wouldn't mind if he did, or even if he killed him, because he feels guilty about being alive.
Admissions Guy 1: Oh, good, he's suicidal too. He'll be a great addition to the student body.
Admissions Guy 2: If JustinSmith doesn't kill Simon, I'll happily volunteer for the job.
But don't worry -- Simon's "not the type of guy" who would kill himself, so "don't anyone panic." But he is in a lot of pain about the accident. Oh yeah -- by the way, it was an accident, not a murder, and it happened when Simon was driving to pick Asslee up when PaulSmith rode his bike in front of Simon's car.
Admissions Guy 1: It was a car accident? That really should have been one of the first things he said. I thought he was a child-killing axe murderer this whole time. Seriously, I did.
Admissions Guy 2: It's just so sad. PaulSmith was probably the last kid in town who wasn't a Camden.
"I can't get the sounds out of my head," says Simon, who is so traumatized by the accident that he can't look at a kid on a bike or walk by a playground without freaking. But anyway, he'll learn how to live with this eventually, but, he says, "if I'm going to get better slowly over time, I'd rather it be somewhere far away from here."
Admissions Guy 1: I'd rather it be somewhere far away from here, too.
Simon misses Matt, who's been in New York for a little over a year. Simon says he still calls him on the phone, and we see a picture of Simon on the phone with Matt standing right next to him.
Admissions Guy 1: Wait, why is he calling him on the phone? Matt's standing right next to him.
Admissions Guy 1: Why are you still surprised when someone in this family does something stupid?
Matt told Simon that accidents happen when people aren't watching themselves. And no one can watch themselves every moment, so accidents happen to everyone. Simon says that this theory somehow helped him.
Mary is out of CamLand too, because the entire loving family "banned together" and kicked her out.
Admissions Guy 1: Whoa, you can do that? I'm going to ban together with my family and have our oldest son kicked out of the house.
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