Episode Report Card Couch Baron: B+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT "I Told You. I Was Trippin' Balls."
By Couch Baron | Season 2 | Episode 12 | Aired on 01.31.2006
...and sometime later, he's got his hands tied over him to a pulley as he gets the crap beaten out of him. Thumper calls an end to the violence, and one of the PCHers pulls Weevil down and tosses him to the floor. Hector looks at Weevil with some ambiguity, and it would be interesting if he, who's been at odds with Weevil for pretty much the entire season, ended up being his ally. Thumper dispatches Hector to drive Weevil's bike to the ocean, saying he'll pick him up. When he's gone, Thumper menacingly stands over Weevil, and I have to admit I felt genuine fear that this was the end of la linea for him. A bloody Weevil accuses Thumper of lying the whole time about when he left the bridge: "You killed Felix, didn't you?" Thumper declines to confirm or deny that, but suggests that Weevil not spread that "interesting theory" around. He shows Weevil a video on his camera phone of Weevil beating the shit out of Curly Moran. So that's how he lost his earring. Iiiiinteresting. Thumper says he'll take that to the cops if Weevil doesn't keep his mouth shut, and rides off. What do you want to bet Weevil's going home in a yellow Xterra? By the way, Francis Capra was awesome in this episode.
Some dork dressed in an Oxford shirt and underwear is jumping around to House Of Pain's "Jump Around" in a large hotel suite as two girls sit on the couch and sip champagne, bored out of their skulls. He babbles about room service and being on someone else's tab, and then there's a knock at the door as the girls realize that even all the $400-a-bottle Cristal they can drink isn't going to make this guy any less of a pathetic loser. Although they are sitting awfully close to each other on the couch, so maybe the champagne is serving to lower certain other inhibitions. Anyway, the person at the door is not a room-service attendant but Nathan, who quickly and efficiently asks the loser, who's the White Castle guy, a series of no-nonsense questions. One gets the sense that he's going to tell Nathan all about seeing Rashard, right after all that champagne meets the carpet the hard way.
School bus. Weevil is on board, sporting a nasty black eye and a gash on his forehead. When Dick sees him, he starts to laugh, but Weevil threatens to take out all his teeth if he opens his mouth. Dick covers his mouth and, when Weevil's gone past, makes the loser "L" on his forehead. Hee.
Inside, Wallace is getting some props from his teammates when Veronica finds him. Wallace then gets a call from Uncle Leash, the sole purpose of which is so he can make a watered-down version of the "Uncle Rucker" joke. Shut your fucking face, stupid censors!