Episode Report Card Cate: C | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Chances (1)
By Cate | Season 5 | Episode 21 | Aired on 05.13.2001
Serena calls RevCam and invites him to stop by her house so they can finish their earlier conversation. When he agrees, she seductively says she will be waiting for him.
Dopey shows up to have an intimate tête-à-tête with Cheryl while she's working. Cheryl doesn't want to talk to him, because she's still angry over what she overheard earlier. She tells Dopey he is now free to date someone of whom his family will approve and walks away, leaving Dopey staring after her vacuously.
Lucy rushes up to Jeremy at the pool hall. Does he live there? It seems like that's the only place we ever see him. Lucy solution to their problem is to ask him to marry her. She's really obnoxious about it, too. I'm not sure if Jeremy's trying to look taken aback or disgusted by the idea.
I guess Jeremy accepted Lucy's gracious proposal, because after a commercial break that allows us to assimilate the big news, we see Lucy hanging up the phone after talking to Jeremy's parents. She claims they were happy for the beautiful young couple. Jeremy says something about him and Lucy being "together forever." You know, someone should tell him that they could accomplish the same thing by carrying out a suicide pact, and it would be a lot less painful for the viewers.
Annie is about to call James to let him know he forgot a set of blueprints at Casa Camden. Ruthie tries to stop her, claiming that James left something behind so that he would have an excuse to see SuperMom again. Aw, I just think it's so cute when Ruthie is the voice of reason. Don't you agree?
Mary walks into the kitchen to express her displeasure over the fact that none of her family members cancelled their afternoon plans to welcome her home. Annie tries to tell her about the room she's building over the garage. You didn't think Mary would actually be grateful for something, did you? No -- she wants to bitch out her parents for not letting her date Robbie. Except that RevCam's not home. Ruthie keeps insisting that Eric is with his "girlfriend." Annie just rolls her eyes and asks Mary what's wrong. Mary's about to tell her when she sees Robbie walk in, so she says, "Never mind," and leaves.
Down at Flicks, the movie's over, but Simon and Deena are still kissing. They decide to stay and make out through the next showing. No sign of any hickeys yet, but I'll keep you posted.
Serena, looking very much like a whorehouse madam, has lured RevCam to her house. She explains that her "spiritual emergency" is that today is her fortieth birthday and she doesn't want to be alone. RevCam seems taken in by her stupid story.