Episode Report Card Owen: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Awakened
By Owen | Season 2 | Episode 12 | Aired on 02.03.2000
P3AD. Piper gives a box of the strange fruit to a menial and tells him to chuck it, since it "hasn't been inspected yet." Piper and Phoebe walk up. All of the Halliwell halter tops must have been in the hamper, because Prue is making due with a sheet of aluminum foil and Phoebe has improvised a top from the ass side of a pair of Daisy Dukes. Phoebe believes that Piper "learned her lesson." Prue looks around at the extras and thinks that the club is rebounding nicely. Piper reminds them that it's open bar with no cover. She asks the lazy Ps if they've seen Dan. Phoebe tells Piper that he heard Piper call out Leo's name when she awoke at the hospital. Piper makes plans to "explain things to him." Then she dusts off the old LotD about "not taking things for granted anymore." Prue agrees, and turns the conversation to her job departure. Phoebe welcomes Prue to "the ranks of the unemployed." Leo walks up to Piper. The deadbeat Ps hang back while the couple talks. Piper thanks Leo for saving her. Did he get into trouble? Leo admits that his "wings" were "clipped" but it's not permanent, "it's more like a suspension." Then he declares that he's going to use his downtime as a mortal to "fight for" Piper and win her away from Dan. He adds: "May the best man win." Piper's jaw drops. As does mine. Stuff is actually happening! Hard cheese on Jack! Hard cheese on Dan! Prue and Phoebe finally getting their shit together! Who knew? Woo hoo! End.