Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT In Which We Learn About the Communal Smush Room
By Lady Lola | Season 2 | Episode 7 | Aired on 09.09.2010
The next morning, JWOWW gives Snooki shit for keeping her up all night. Snooki insists she didn't smush but told Dennis she might be up for it the next night. She is a lady after all!
A bit later, JWOWW reports to work with Sammi and Vinny, who is ready for more fireworks in the dumpster. Sammi tries to make a big deal out of, bitching that JWOWW dared to come near her (since they have so much space behind the counter) and griping to Enzo about her broken friendship. Sadly, though, they mostly ignore each other. JWOWW remains quietly confident that she will have the last laugh.
After work, it's another night, another trip to da club. As everyone gets ready, Jose calls to tell Angelina to behave herself. She mockingly says, "Okay, Daddy." He says he likes it when she calls him "Daddy," and she acts like she's never heard that shit before. Uh huh.
As everyone heads out, Snooki calls Dennis to tell him that she and JWOWW stayed home and to invite him over. But first! Before he arrives, the girls must venture into the "Community Smush Room" to disinfect it so Snooki can get her smush on and JWOWW can make up for last night's lost sleep. Cue homemade HazMat suits, topped off with trucker hats natch. Snooki explains that the CSR is nasty because the boys will have several girls in there at once. And as we've seen, these girls aren't always the cream of the crop top. JWOWW gives specifics, saying there have been at least 20 turnovers in the room since it was last cleaned. Not even the sheets have been changed. Witness an errant pair of boxer briefs on the floor. The girls high-five each other as they finish, and Snooki returns to change the sheets to make it a little more romantic. She eagerly goes the confessional to await ol' what's-his-name (seriously, she almost doesn't remember it -- how romantic!).
Dennis finally calls to tell her he's coming, and Snooki asks him to bring over a friend who'll inevitably get blue balls because JWOWW just wants the smell of man around her in lieu of her actual boyfriend. As he hangs up, Dennis calls Snooki "mami" (mislabeled by the subtitle person as "mommy"). Regardless, Snooki is anti-"mami" on the ground that she's a guidette. A Chilean one, I think it's worth mentioning. As Dennis makes his way over, Snooki lotions herself up and down, including the ass cheeks, because that's apparently what you do pre-smush.
JWOWW heads into the shower, warning that she doesn't want to get out and be faced with a "chode," the male version of a grenade. Snooki insists Dennis's friend will be hot. And then the guys arrive. Nope. He's not just a chode, he's "grenade grundle chode," says Snooki, and JWOWW is going to kill her. Sorry, Marco. Thanks for playing! JWOWW makes her way into the kitchen, whereby she immediately throws the hand up at Marco and laughs in his face. The guys head outside for a minute, so JWOWW takes the occasion to make a swift exit so she can "drink [her] horny goat weed, masturbate, and go to bed." Snooki says JWOWW is the worst wingwoman ever before unceremoniously telling Dennis that Marco can leave so they can hit up the CSR.