Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Friendly Fire
By Potes | Season 4 | Episode 8 | Aired on 06.17.2012
When we return, Jacqueline and Teresa are still going at it while the sun sets. Jacqueline points out that she's not prying because she's a busybody, but out of actual concern for Teresa. Jacqueline is the one person alive who still sees Teresa as an actual human being, and Teresa is too much of a dumb-ass to recognize this for the gift that it is. Instead, she says that Jacqueline is a) psycho; b) turned into "Heckell and Jide" with her constant shifts from sadness to attack mode and back. Well, isn't someone cooking with cumin now! Jacqueline tells us that, in fact, she has been holding a lot of things in. For example, she noted that Teresa was tweeting Danielle. THE Danielle! And you know Danielle and Ashle(y)(e) are probably still waging lawsuits or whatever about the time that someone ripped out someone's hair extensions. For someone who talks about loyalty, Jacqueline says, Teresa isn't very loyal herself. Finally, under a now pitch-black night sky, Jacqueline confronts Teresa for tweeting Danielle, which is disloyal to Jacqueline and is also tempting Danielle to come back into their lives. I feel like I need a little more information to come down with a judgment on this one. For example, if Teresa merely tweeted, "Prostitution whore!" I don't think Jacqueline can be too mad. I'm guessing it was friendlier than that, though.
Teresa gets into the details of Tweetgate, and notes that Danielle tweeted her first. We see one initial tweet, in which Danielle tweeted MELISSA (and you knew her shady ass was going to show up somewhere in this mess) the following, "Did you ever tell Teresa you were contacting me constantly?" Teresa claims that Danielle had proof that she and Melissa had been speaking two years ago, and conspiring to take Teresa down. So Teresa tweeted, "Thank you @daniellestaub for telling the truth. I'm sad but not surprised. #famewhore." I think I'm going to legally change my name to ":( #famewhore." We flash back to that reunion show from ages ago when Danielle brought up the fact that Teresa didn't acknowledge her nephew, and we were all (including Teresa!) confused about what was going on. I mean, of course Melissa was in contact with Danielle, because she is exactly that stank. And of course, Teresa now sees this as Jacqueline being the disloyal one because to Teresa's frog-sized brain, Jacqueline is siding with Melissa.