Episode Report Card Daniel: B | 2 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT No-Spice Girls
By Daniel | Season 10 | Episode 6 | Aired on 06.19.2012
The women are split on Red and Blue, so it's down to Meister to decide which team wins.
After the commercial break, Meister says, "Blue all the way." So Blue wins, and Ramsay reminds Robyn that they asked for something spicy.
Kimmie mutters at Robyn that she's really mad, but when Robyn suggests they talk, Kimmie grouses that she doesn't want to talk now. God, Kimmie needs to get over herself. I realize she's from the Memphis hood and all, but damn.
The men's prize? A couple grand to spend in a Malibu boutique before they go wine-tasting. Tiffany whines that she wanted that prize, because I guess she was looking to add to her collection of spaghetti-string tops with no bras.
While the men leave to go get ready, Ramsay is still having a go at Robyn and Kimmie for their lack of spiceitude. Kimmie tries to say she wanted more spice in there, and Ramsay says she should have spoken up more. Kimmie is now actually crying, which is awfully hood of her.
The women have to get the dining room set up for Fashion Night, including making centerpieces and hand-building a runway. They're working while the men, changed and ready for their shopping spree, stroll through. Robyn yells, "Have fun being girls!" which doesn't bother them a bit.
They go to a place called M. Frederic, and Brian wants to have sex with the personal shopper who greets them, like this whole thing today where the men act like humpy little horndogs around every woman who appears on the show is really off-putting. While Brian does his best to sexx up the personal shopper, the rest of the guys clown around, and Roshni feels like royalty, all glammed up wearing $800 worth of clothes.
Meanwhile, there is much grunting and straining as Red Team carries in the pieces of runway. Robyn gallantly volunteers to stay in the kitchen and screw pieces together. She thinks "multiple-task" is a verb, but she's clearly doing it to get out of the heavy lifting. And she's not even good at it either.
Christina's getting increasingly frustrated with her sad-sack team carrying in the runway pieces until she finally just gets annoyed enough to stomp off. But it's a really trumped-up crisis, because I think there was just one piece left to come in, and once that's in place they all blow off some steam by strutting down the runway. And at this point you realize that there's only ten minutes left and you remember the channel guide called this "Part 1 of 2," which is ridiculous since it's Tuesday now.