Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Jingle Bell 30 Rock
By Lady Lola | Season 4 | Episode 8 | Aired on 12.10.2009
Frank: The whole thing was so confusing I ended up getting my own crappy gift back. Like I need two copies of Over-60 Vixens.
Get Lucky in the Game of Life, Perhaps?
Jack: Lemon, come in here for a minute. I want you to meet my old friend, Nancy Donovan.
Nancy: That's my maiden name! I keep tellin' ya, things have changed, but not your hair! It's like a shag carpet. I just want to sit on it and play a board game!
Stage Frights
Lemon: Yeah I did plays in high school, too. I was John Proctor in The Crucible.
Nancy: You went to an all-girls school?
Lemon: No.
Nancy: Jack played Paul Revere. We were all jealous of Lisa Alberson 'cause she got ta play his horse.
Holiday Hodgepodge
Tracy: What's with all the junk, Ken?
Kenneth: These are my all-inclusive holiday decorations. Here's a little Christmas tree.
Tracy: Okay.
Kenneth: A menorah.
Tracy: Dig.
Kenneth: A picture of President Obama for the Muslims.
Tracy: Gon' let that one slide.
Kenneth: And a bowl of meat cubes with a picture of Jimmy Connor sticking out in the tradition of Verdukianism.
Tracy: Verdukianism? That doesn't make sense! Jimmy is Catholic.
Kiss and Trade Up
Nancy: I'm glad we never made out in high school. Otherwise, this whole thing would be so awkward.
Jack: Excuse me, we kissed every night on stage in Hey Beantown!
Nancy: That doesn't count. There wasn't even any tongue.
Jack: But only because my mother told me that French kissing was for the Italians.
Nancy: They do love it. How else do you think I got Mr. Sorrentino to cast me as The Spirit of Liberty?
Raging Bully
Jenna: A duet? Really? I didn't know you sang. It's funny, because it's kind of my thing. Next thing I know you're going to be telling me you're really blonde and have a urinary tract infection! Maybe I should hear you sing. That way I can plan our harmonies.
Danny [Sings half a verse of "O Danny Boy," then abruptly stops]: I'm sorry, is your nose bleeding?
Jenna: Yes. Because I'm so happy for you. It's definitely not a rage stroke.
Danny: Great!
Spilling Beans, Killing Dreams
Tracy: What's up, Special K? Havin' a party?
Kenneth: Not me, sir. Tonight is the Verdukian Holiday of Mouth Pleasures. Misters Rossitano, Spurlock, and Lutz must have free sausage pizza followed by some gentle flossing performed by a blonde virgin. [Grins widely and points at himself.]