Episode Report Card Pamie: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Love Bites
By Pamie | Season 1 | Episode 16 | Aired on 03.07.2001
Chilton. Paris and the Snobs are watching Philllipppe mug down with some girl at the lockers. They talk about how they'd like a boyfriend to make out with. Paris complains that she can't get to her locker. She says that this is a school and you don't make out in a school. Louisa explains that if your boyfriend is Philllipppe, you make out "anywhere you can." Louisa and Fraulein go back and forth listing places (street corner, phone booth, shopping mall) until Paris thanks them for the list of possible make-out places and heads for her locker. "Hell hath no fury," Louisa says to Fraulein.
Paris tells Philllipppe that he's in her way. They keep kissing. "Hey! Spawn in front of somebody else's locker, please," Paris pouts. Rory walks up and joins the girls. She asks Paris if her locker is in there somewhere also. I'd think that Rory would have known by now if her locker were next to Paris's. Rory asks if Paris has tried to get their attention, since they're still mugging down hardcore. Paris says she has, with no luck. They watch the kissing for a while. Rory grimaces and says it looks like Philllipppe is eating that girl's face. Paris says she's going to get the fire hose. Rory tells her to wait and knocks on Philllipppe's shoulder. Rory asks Philllipppe to move further down because he's blocking their lockers. Philllipppe pretends he was too wrapped up in the girl to notice. They move just an inch down. Paris opens her locker and Philllipppe says hello to her. She says hello back. "You should get bangs," PrepWhore says to Paris without looking at her. Paris thanks her for the tip. "You have a long forehead." PrepWhore continues as she applies lip-gloss. "Bangs would hide that." I'm going to pretend that's not a shout-out. Paris slams her locker and stares at PrepWhore until Fraulein busts in with a party invitation to cut the mood. Fraulein hands one to Rory and tells her that she can invite her boyfriend. Rory says she'll see. Philllipppe and PrepWhore flirt away. Paris says it's a shame Elizabeth Barett Browning wasn't there to see all of that. "She'd put her head through a wall."
Independence Inn. Someone spiked Sookie's soufflé with roofies, because everyone is all over each other. People are holding hands, leaning on each other, flirting. This is all making Lorelai quite pouty. She scoffs at the couple making out in the lobby and walks over to the kitchen. She opens the door to find Sookie and Jackson making out. They stop kissy-facing and turn guiltily towards Lorelai. She reminds them that this is a kitchen, and not a place for lovemaking. Sookie and Jackson stammer out a lie that Jackson is planning on making jam and preserves. Lorelai asks if there's coffee. Sookie apologizes. Lorelai says it's fine and turns to leave. She tells them to "resume smooching." Sookie thanks her and Lorelai leaves. Sookie and Jackson sigh at each other.