Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Whistle & I Will Hear
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 19 | Aired on 03.31.2013
Alicia: "So now your creepy self is saying he fired a gun at your head while simul..."
Isobel: "-- I am a limber sort. Plus my neck is like a foot long, so."
FERN BAR
Robyn Burdine: "Listen, I spent six months in juvie for involuntary manslaughter. I shot my own brother with my dad's huntin' rifle."
Greg: "I have the weirdest boner. Is this is a scary weird lie, or is Robyn Burdine interesting in all kinds of ways?"
Robyn Burdine: "Look it up in the Ohio Department of Corrections. I'm prisoner J479361."
Greg: "Oh, I get it, so you're a felon. That's so funny because I am so interesting due to writing opinions like Miles and things of that nature. It is intoxicating to be so powerful and also so virile and also up my own ass so intoxicatingly."
Robyn Burdine: "It's so weird but somehow you are being adorable right now."
Greg: "Well, that's probably the actor making that work. But yeah, I just got some like minor revisions on it..."
Robyn Burdine: "Can I read it? I just love a good opinion."
Greg: "No way! But in forty hours everybody will know. That I am the winner!"
L/G
Cary: "Shit, forty hours?"
Robyn Burdine: "PIZZA! GIVE ME PIZZA! NOM NOM NOM. I am DRUNK as HELL."
Cary: "Fine, have some pizza. You are really something else, Robyn Burdine."
Robyn Burdine: "You know what's weird is, that guy is actually pretty cool..."
Cary: "-- Tell me you didn't drive here."
Robyn Burdine: "No, I jogged. But I'm not saying that in a drunk way. Underneath his intense insecurity he's actually cool. Like sensitive, not just in a canoe-building bullshit way, but thoughtful. He told me all about Jackson Pollack, who was in a car accident..."
Cary: "I know. It did not improve his art."
Robyn Burdine: "Dang, you're smart too."
Cary: "Girl, you are falling over. I'm gonna drive you home."
Robyn Burdine: "No! GIMME PIZZA! We want more, we want more! Like, you really like it, you want more!"
Cary: "Okay! Damn."
MCVEIGH/LOCKHART SMOOCHES
Kurt: "People are always more than one thing, Diane. You patterned your life after the things that you admired about your father, you don't need to answer for sins you didn't even know about."
Diane: "Why do we keep running away from each other?"