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3-13 2002.09.25 |
Ending and Pretending Sit back and relax, because this freak show is almost over. All that remains is the self-pity, the self-aggrandizement, the airing of dirty laundry, the return of various personal demons, and the part where Lisa kicks Danielle's self-satisfied behind. Oh, yeah. That's the stuff. |
| 3-13 Recap |
Ending and Pretending
The Princess Lands Her Tiara - Sit back and relax, because this freak show is almost over. All that remains is the self-pity, the self-aggrandizement, the airing of dirty laundry, the return of various personal demons, and the part where Lisa kicks Danielle's self-satisfied behind. Oh, yeah. That's the stuff. |
2002.09.25 2002.10.02 |
C+ |
Miss Alli |
| 3-12 Recap |
Strange Weather We're Having
Li'l Soul Patch Hits The Bricks - A phony rainstorm gets things off to a good start, and then there are several snow jobs, a flood of tears, several tornadoes of self-delusion, and the whirling, thrilling, unending thunderstorm of excitement that is Julie Chen. All on a Saturday night. Does Al Roker know about this? |
2002.09.21 2002.09.28 |
B |
Miss Alli |
| 3-11 Recap |
Good Night, Sweet Princess
The End Of Amy, Part Deux - Jason, Danielle, Lisa, and Amy spend a long, slow week together in the house, as Jason not-very-suspensefully ponders whom to evict. Eventually, after she suffers through problems with both gravity and nausea, Amy receives her second booting. |
2002.09.19 2002.09.22 |
C+ |
Miss Alli |
| 3-10 Recap |
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
A Minor Miscalculation - Marcellas and Amy are on the block, and Jason and Danielle are crossing their fingers that Marcellas is seriously deluded. Fortunately, he is. |
2002.09.12 2002.09.20 |
B |
Miss Alli |
| 3-9 Recap |
At Long Last, Shove
Giving The Devil His Due - Roddy hits the wall as he is unanimously voted out. In other news, Amy falls apart, Marcellas falls hard for himself, Danielle falls into several ruts, Lisa falls into a silent trance, and Jason falls on a weed whacker. |
2002.09.05 2002.09.12 |
B- |
Miss Alli |
| 3-8 Recap |
"Pretty" Is What It's About
Washing Their Hands Of Gerry - Marcellas's vanity is on all-out parade this week as he worries about Gerry's affections, disdains Jason's failure to nominate Roddy, and thinks a really, really lot about how bee-yoo-tee-ful he is. Gerry gets the merciful boot, and Roddy survives for another week. |
2002.08.29 2002.09.06 |
B- |
Miss Alli |
| 3-7 Recap |
You Reap, You Sow, You Weep, You Go
Sayonara, Chiara - Amy cannot wait to get nemesis Kiki on the block, and she chooses Roddy to accompany America's Non-Sweetheart on her personal trail of tears. Danielle can't get her ducks in a row long enough to boot King Roddy of Roddyvania, so Chiara takes a powder. |
2002.08.22 2002.08.25 |
B+ |
Miss Alli |
| 3-6 Recap |
Spare the Rod, Foil the Child
Josh's Luck Runs Out - Roddy and Josh are up for eviction, and it's a week of whining, moaning, weird boyish love, and lizard metaphors. All this, plus the return of Amy the Cheese Princess. But really, the theme is bitterness and hatred. And that's just Lisa. |
2002.08.16 2002.08.19 |
A- |
Miss Alli |
| 3-5 Recap |
Love Is a Poorly Rendered Thing
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do - Gerry is HoH, and he's got his eye on the powerful pair of couples currently sunning themselves in the pure glow of love. Eric and Lisa are nominated, and Josh grows the worst beard in the history of television -- and, quite possibly, in the history of the world. |
2002.08.08 2002.08.11 |
B- |
Miss Alli |
| 3-4 Recap |
Gone For Gouda
Dethroning Amy - Roddy nominates Marcellas and Amy, and there are tears and hissyfits ahead. Plenty of fighting, plenty of scheming, Eric talking in his sleep, and the application of the mighty boot to Amy's snooty behind are highlights of this bitch-heavy week. |
2002.08.01 2002.08.03 |
C+ |
Miss Alli |
| 3-3 Recap |
Peanut Butter...Shudder
Marcellas Makes His Move - Marcellas is head of household and tries to get rid of Josh, and Miss Alli despairs. Need they victimize defenseless sandwich makings? Need they traumatize the lettuce? Need they contaminate the electric clippers? Need they grow gruesome facial hair? Need they fail in their sacred duty to evict the most obnoxious human being reality television has ever known? Oh, yes. Apparently so. |
2002.07.25 2002.07.29 |
B- |
Miss Alli |
| 3-2 Recap |
When Gerry Met Salad...
The Inaugural Boot - Gerry icks up the salad and gums up the Goober alliance's grand scheme by un-nominating Marcellas. Because he has a dream, or possibly an aneurysm. The boot eventually goes to Lori, who has been bugging out, slowly but spectacularly, all week. |
2002.07.18 2002.07.20 |
B- |
Miss Alli |
| 3-1 Recap |
Eat, Drink, and Be Scary
Settling In - The houseguests move in, and Lisa becomes the first Head of Household. She nominates Lori and Marcellas, and indeed, it is on. |
2002.07.11 2002.07.13 |
B- |
Miss Alli |
| 2-11 Recap |
Will is the Luckiest Boy in All the Land!
Will is the Luckiest Boy in All the Land! - Will wins! Mike offers to make an honest woman of Krusta! Nicole is reunited with Jeff! Shannon makes the world her gynecologist! Autumn does her best impression of a Barbie doll! It's finale-tastic! |
2001.09.20 2001.09.24 |
A |
Jessica |
| 2-10 Recap |
The King Is Dead. Long Live the King!
The King Is Dead. Long Live the King! - Will finally avenges Shannon's eviction with great wrath, by kicking Hardly out on his rear! Whee! Also; people pee on themselves for the chance to win Head of Household. It's a real scene, man. |
2001.09.06 2001.09.08 |
A- |
Jessica |
| 2-9 Recap |
And Then There Were Four
And Then There Were Four - The house evicts Bunky, saving Will for at least one more week. Nicole and Hardly become harder and harder to like. It'sOnica gets some nifty boots. Yeah, it's jam-packed! |
2001.08.29 2001.09.01 |
B+ |
Jessica |
| 2-8 Recap |
Bunky Breaks Down
Bunky Breaks Down - Bunky breaks down after selling out; Hardly acts like a hypocrite; Nicole sobs; Will makes Jessica laugh; It'sOnica makes sense. Alert the press! |
2001.08.22 2001.08.24 |
B |
Jessica |
| 2-7 Recap |
It's On!
It's On! - Nicole dares to nominate Krusta and Monica, thereby turning it "on." Yes, that's correct: it is now on. True, no one exactly knows what that means, but how much do semantics really matter when you've got a crazy lady, two evil masterminds, a delusional drunk, a betrayed pretty boy and a weepy hairy guy? |
2001.08.16 2001.08.20 |
B+ |
Jessica |
| 2-6 Recap |
Kent's Last Stand
Kent's Last Stand - Everybody's favorite curmudgeon, Kent, goes out with a bang. Sadly, we don't mean that literally. |
2001.08.09 2001.08.14 |
B+ |
Jessica |
| 2-5 Recap |
Mike Sucks for the Last Time
Mike Sucks for the Last Time - Mike gets evicted from the house. There is much rejoicing in the land. Hardy enters an alliance with Will. There is much despair in the land. Krista earns herself a new nickname. There is much snarking in the land. Yay, snark! |
2001.08.02 2001.08.05 |
B+ |
Jessica |
| 2-4 Recap |
Smell Ya Later, Shannon!
Too Bad, So Sad - Hardy's the Head of Household, and Shannon gets the old heave-ho! Life is sweet. |
2001.07.26 2001.07.28 |
B+ |
Jessica |
| 2-3 Recap |
The one where Hardy wins Head of Household!
Autumn Leaves - Autumn gets the boot, Hardy wins Head of Household, and Shannon's boyfriend, Poor Jim Back At Home, threatens Will's personal well-being. None of that is bad! |
2001.07.19 2001.07.23 |
B+ |
Jessica |
| 2-2 Recap |
Would You Get Mad If I Killed You?
Would You Get Mad If I Killed You? - The house loses two guests when Justin gets booted for waving a knife around, and Sheryl takes one for the team. |
2001.07.12 2001.07.13 |
A- |
Jessica |
| 2-1 Recap |
House of pain
Move-In Day - Autumn is a crybaby ho. Kent is a deluded homophobe. Will is no longer Jessica's boyfriend. It's just another first day on the Big Brother set. |
2001.07.05 2001.07.07 |
B |
Jessica |