Episode Report Card Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Season 4 Performance #7: Results
By Kim | Season 4 | Episode 13 | Aired on 04.30.2007
Next, we get to see some little kids dancing to "Boogie Shoes." The little boy's pants are really shiny. You know what? I'm not going to make fun of the kids. The celebrities? The professional dancers? Sure. But I'm going to draw the line at making fun of the kids. They are all very talented. As my grandmother would say, bless their hearts. Or she'd use her other favorite word -- precious.
Samantha heads backstage to talk to Billy Ray, Ian, Joey, and Apolo. Billy Ray is pretty sure he's going to be in the bottom two. Everyone else tries to sound like they're worried, but they don't seem that worried. They're all pretty sure it's Billy Ray.
Yay! Back to DanceCenter with Kenny, Jerry, and Len. The next up for analysis is John Ratzenberger, who Kenny calls "J Rat." Kenny says he has no skills, and he's about seventy or eighty years old, but people love him. Kenny is cracking me up. Kenny wonders if John likes the gimmicks a little too much, and Jerry agrees.
Now they have to analyze Billy Ray. Jerry thinks Billy Ray has a lot of heart. Len adds that Billy Ray does have content in his routines. Kenny asks, "Why are you giving him such crappy scores, then?" HA! Loving Kenny.
The last to be analyzed is Apolo. They have his height listed as 5'8" which I find quite difficult to believe. Len points out Apolo's great technical skills. Kenny thinks Apolo is good at the fast moves, and some worry that he won't be able to slow down. Kenny thinks that's dumb. They use the telestrator to point out Apolo's facial hair, and Len says that real dancers don't have facial hair. Kenny says goodbye â NOOO! I would rather have a whole episode of DanceCenter instead of stupid Meat Loaf performing his new single.
Speaking of which, here's Meat Loaf performing his new single. My husband points out that it's difficult to see Meat Loaf now without remembering his boobs in Fight Club. Anyway, at least there's pretty people waltzing while he sings, so at least there's something to look at.
Jimmy Kimmel is back to give us a lesson on the cha-cha with Guillermo. I like Jimmy Kimmel, but this segment relies a little too much on "Isn't it hilarious when men like other men" humor for my taste. Like at the end, Jimmy, Guillermo, and Tom Bergeron are in bed together. Get it? That's hilarious!
Now it's time to find out some more results. Apolo and Julianne are safe. I could just put them in my pocket.
Audience predictions. Jennie Garth wants Ian to move on because he's working so hard. Some weird lady thinks Billy Ray is sexy. Weirdo. A woman thinks Joey jokes around too much. Tori Spelling is obviously rooting for Ian, but she admits that everyone is working hard. Another woman thinks elimination from this show is "the toughest night of the week." Well. I think our troops overseas might disagree, but I don't mean to bring the room down or anything.