Episode Report Card Daniel: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Contend It Like Beckham
By Daniel | Season 10 | Episode 11 | Aired on 07.09.2012
The Red Team gets to work prepping the kitchen and are not super-impressed with either Dana's suggestion that they use this as a bonding experience, nor with the smug Blue Team rolling through the kitchen on their way to their Vegas vacation.
The Vegas montage follows, with the decadent Vegas hotel suite featuring sushi, a dessert bar and more sushi than Royce will ever be able to jerk off to in his entire lifetime. None of the women look at all happy to be working this room full of deadbeats, especially with their clumsy double-entendres and general jackassery.
Back in the kitchen, Tiffany starts working on the pig "in a creepy way" according to Dana, because there's nothing classier than insinuating your teammate plans to have sex with the carcass of a farm animal.
Back in Vegas, Blue Team is meeting up with Eric Stoltz from Mask Carrot Top, and if we're going to try to pretend we're in for some Hangover-esque highjinks, I'd like to suggest everyone on Blue get tasered in the face. Robyn seems to mistake "hanging out with Carrot Top" for "living the lifestyle of the rich and famous." Robyn's whole goal, as the team starts hitting the nightclubs, is to see if she can be just as big a jackass as the men of the team.
Back in the dorms, a barbecue has been set up rigged with an obnoxious alarm that goes off every hour until someone hits a big red button and checks the coals and see how the pork is cooking. It's kinda like Desmond in the hatch on Lost, only imagine hating Desmond and not giving a shit about what happens to anyone. "This is by far the worst punishment I've had to do since I've been here," says Kimmie, as we see "pig patrol" lasting until at least 3:27 A.M.
Of course, the work continues early in the morning, and is still going strong when Blue returns, and Brian begins being particularly obnoxious to the vanquished. Eventually, Blue gets to work themselves, whereupon Robyn seems surprised that a team she hasn't worked with before has different methods from the ones she employs, and Royce couldn't give a shit, what with Robyn no longer being on a team stuffed with vaginas, apparently.
Ramsay comes in to give them the lowdown: There will be special guests at the chef's table. But then I'm confused, because instead of a special guest, he says Blue will have the winner of Season 9 of American Idol, and a Season 10 finalist. I don't know who either of those people are, but judging from the gleam in Justin's eye, he wants to have sex with one or both of them.