Episode Report Card Sara M: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Bob Is Full Of Craft
By Sara M | Season 17 | Episode 11 | Aired on 12.04.2008
Everyone splits off. Ken starts talking strategy to his sister, like she cares. He describes Crystal as "the big black girl" and says he saved her and Sugar's asses, so they trust him one hundred percent now. He's also planning to blindside Matty. "If I make the Final Three, I will win this game," he says. That's what Cirie thought, too. And Amanda.
Salt and Sugar hang out at the dock. Salt says their father, Flour, would be proud of how well Sugar's done in this game so far. Sugar tells us that came on this show hoping it would help her deal with her father's death. Salt managed to smuggle some of his ashes into Gabon, which, how the hell did she manage that? There's no way that's legal! Why do I get pulled out of the security line for accidentally trying to bring a bottle of contact lens fluid on the plane and Salt is allowed to walk around with human remains? She dumps them in Sugar's hand. Sugar thanks her dad for being with her throughout the game and keeping her strong and laughing at Randy's misfortune with her. And for letting Sugar see Salt, even though if Flour had anything to do with that, you'd think he'd help Sugar actually win the challenge. With that, the sisters sprinkle the ashes in the lake. Okay, again, when I die, I do not want people just sprinkling my ashes wherever they see fit. Don't you toss part of me into a leech-filled lake filled with catfish poop. That is not cool. Also, it's probably going to fuck up Gabon's ecosystem. Way to go, ladies. Sugar says she was too overcome to speak at Flour's funeral, so she's glad she got the chance to say a few words today.
Matty and Jamie also head down to the dock (I guess there are two docks?) while Matty tells us that he's been afraid to face tough things in life, but he knows now that he doesn't want another day to go by without Jamie knowing how much she means to him. While a random water buffalo watches from a cutaway, they hug again, and Matty starts crying. He says he wants to spend the rest of his life with her, and have kids with her. And he wants to marry her. He even made her a ring! Although he didn't know her size so he put it on a necklace, which was readily available at the craft store Bob frequented for his fake idol. Jamie says yes. He says he isn't joking. She isn't either! Aw! Two pretty people are getting married. Matty remembers that he forgot to get on bended knee, so he does that and asks her to marry him again. She says yes again. He hugs her crotch. The water buffalo takes off to alert its jungle friends about the great news.