Episode Report Card Couch Baron: A- | 3 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT No Good Deed Goes Unsexed
By Couch Baron | Season 6 | Episode 11 | Aired on 06.09.2013
With only a little lamp on, Sally and Julie are alternating writing ten things they like about Mitchell on a piece of paper, folding each answer up so the other can't see it until they're done. So like a slam book, only nice. They read a few entries -- Sally picked "his ass" because she claimed she couldn't think of anything else, which given the pants he was wearing is perfectly understandable -- but then Megan comes in and bites out that they have a big day, so they need to get to sleep. Julie sunnily wishes "Mrs. Draper" a good night and when she's gone, Sally asks Julie why she keeps calling her that. Julie: "Because she hates it." Julie, the jury's still out, but I'd book you for at least one more episode just on the strength of that line. Julie then tells Sally that Mitchell's right downstairs, and she should sneak down and kiss him. And I'm sure Betty would disapprove, but it's only right for a soldier going off to war!
A flashlight in hand, Peggy warily emerges from her bedroom and sees a trail of blood on the floor, which leads under the sofa. We don't see what's there, but the squeaking is a strong clue...
...so we cut to Peggy calling Stan, who groggily answers to the news of the rat in Peggy's apartment. He reminds her he told her to get traps, but she tells him the rat's in one and she thinks it's mortally wounded from all the blood. Stan: "Did you call an ambulance?" Hee. Peggy begs him to come over, but he points out he's not her boyfriend, to which she tries for sexy in saying that maybe she'll make it worth his while. Stan: "No, you won't." Not that I don't love the normal version, but Sleepy Stan is hilarious. This goes on for a bit until it becomes clear that there's someone in the bed with Stan. Peggy apologizes, but then is like, "You can bring her!" A three-way in front of a dead rat. I'd like to see the look on the face of the priest who draws her next confession. Stan assures Peggy that the rat will be dead by morning before hanging up, so Peggy retreats to the safety of the bedroom. Peggy, next time you're shopping for traps, buy the one marked "humane."
It's morning, and Julie's dressed, but Sally isn't as they sit at the breakfast counter. After some discussion of whether Sally's floor smells like pee, Megan enters and tells Sally to get a move on, as Megan has to get to work, but first she has to put the two of them in a cab. She then orders Sally to take the trash out, but Sally reminds her she has to get ready, so Julie tells "Mrs. Draper" she'll do it. Megan, with a brittle smile: "It's Megan." Hee. Julie mentions she'd love to visit the studio sometime, and then she attends to the garbage while Megan picks up the phone to call her agent...