Episode Report Card Miss Alli: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Sandra Can Get Loud, Too
By Miss Alli | Season 7 | Episode 14 | Aired on 12.13.2003
Rupert asks Sandra the usual non-tough question that Lill's detractors will be asking her -- whether she knew he was going to be booted on the day it happened. Sandra claims that she didn't. She claims that she didn't know they were going to vote Rupert out, and that's why she voted against Jon. She was mad at Jon, so she wrote his name down, thinking it wouldn't matter. Rupert believes her -- me, about fifty-fifty. ["Same here. She may have voted for Jon because she needed to have plausible deniability for just this very moment." -- Wing Chun] Sandra also takes this opportunity to remind Rupert that she did always tell him and warn him that Jon was not to be trusted. True, that. "I didn't know," she reassures him.
Next up is Tijuana, who starts by congratulating both Sandra and Lill. She then asks for their answer to why the other person shouldn't get the million, and why they should. Lill hesitates to say anything bad about Sandra, but Sandra tells her not to worry about it, which actually earns a chuckle and points with the jury for Sandra, quite obviously. Lill points out that sometimes, Sandra wasn't very nice to people and screamed at them and called them names. Which? Is true. Lill also returns to the Complete and Total Bullshit Coattails Theory, claiming that Sandra got where she did because of Rupert. NOT. Fascinatingly, Lill then manages to say that she thinks Sandra just let other people tell her what to do. Lill did the same thing, of course, but it's true that Sandra just got through describing this as her strategy, so I'm not that surprised that Lill might bring it up. Lill says that at times, she wanted to ask Sandra if she had a mind of her own. Oy. Pot? Kettle? Yeah. Big pot. Biiiig kettle.
Sandra's answer to Tijuana's question is that Lill is responsible for every single person's booting. Oh, come on, now. I like Sandra a lot, but to claim that you shouldn't vote for Lill because she was basically a foot soldier in the plots to oust the people who are there -- especially when Sandra certainly is equally responsible for a number of them -- is a bit of a stretch. It's Sandra's shittiest answer, and you'll notice that Tijuana's vote is going to reflect that fact. Not to give spoilers, or anything.
Christa. Oh, Christa. You obnoxious nitwit. Now that you've done your post-show appearances and proved what a true dim-bulb you are, I feel that I can tell you that you are one of my least favorite contestants of all time. Rarely has anyone been so lacking in appeal and so full of herself at the same time. Bleh. "What's up, people?" Christa says awkwardly, because she erroneously thinks she's cool. Now, in listening to what Christa asks and how she talks to Lill, keep in mind that there is never any chance that Christa is going to vote for Lill. I mean, come on. She's Sandra's buddy, she hates Lill...there's no way in hell. So none of this is about getting information, or about trying to see if Lill will be honest, or anything. It's just for fun. So here we go. Christa goes after Lill for apologizing too much, and claims that she would recite the scout oath. Yeah, I'm sure. Lill doesn't even know what this flaky chick is talking about, so she asks when she ever apologized for anything. I think Christa is talking here about when Sandra and Rupert laid the huge guilt trip on Lill about not giving Rupert her beer and pizza reward, but she mentions both that and voting Rupert out. Of course, Sandra was screaming at everyone about voting Rupert off and Sandra and Rupert both laid on the guilt about the reward, so if Lill told them she felt bad, one would think that might be part of why. "On those two occasions, I was sincerely sorry," Lill says. "It took a lot out of me to vote Rupert out, but I felt like I had to follow my alliance on that." She also protests that she didn't hide behind the oath. She's been volunteering sixteen years, and it's important to her, but she doesn't feel that she hid behind it. She goes on to repeat that the first time she lied was with voting Rupert out, and that made her realize that if she was entirely honest, she couldn't play the game. "So," Christa snots, narrowing her eyes, caught flat-footed by this rather reasonable answer to her question, "I guess that's...it." Good fucking grief, she is hateful. Again, she answered your damn question, so quit acting like she didn't. Christa is just hideous, truly. So incredibly full of it, so incredibly dismissive...oh, you're so cool, Christa. So very, very cool. You're much too cool to lose to a middle-aged Boy Scout troop leader, except that you just did. Deal with it, and stop being such an infant.
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