Episode Report Card LuluBates: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The Aftermath
By LuluBates | Season 2 | Episode 11 | Aired on 07.19.2010
Outside the courthouse Danielle, her lawyers, and her witnesses emerge feeling victorious. I guess they were giving statements to a judge who was deciding the merits of the claim. The judge apparently missed the crazy in Danielle's eyes and decided to proceed with the case of the State of New Jersey vs. Ashley. Danielle is straining to pat herself on the back for her civic mindedness and caring nature. She is really doing the world a favor by making sure that Ashley gets the help she needs. Her amiable Greek chorus of Botoxed cronies nod their heads in agreement with her decision to help the needy. It was really charitable of her.
Kim G. is hitting her eighties with pride and keeping herself spry by speed walking down the sidewalk in her leggings and fur head wrap. Her destination? Jacqueline's house. Jacqueline does not really want to let the two-faced liar into her house, but does anyway because she is just like that, okay? She wants to know why Kim would gather up two of her girlfriends and drag them down to the courthouse "like a busted up Sex and the City" to file a court case. That may be my favoritest thing ever said on this show. I'm going to try and work "busted up Sex and the City" into every conversation today!
Kim denies that she worked up the court case, but doesn't regret going to file the charges. Danielle asked her to do it, so she did it. She is a good friend to Danielle except that she talks about her behind her back to Jacqueline. Otherwise, totally BFFs until Danielle decides she hates her. That's why Kim G. is palling around with Jacqueline. She just wants to make sure she is always on television even if she looks like a total ass doing it. Also, showing her ass on TV is fine, too. At least for her. For the rest of us it was more than a little eye bleedingly painful. Anyway, Jacqueline doesn't think that Danielle, as an ex con, has any right to press charges against Ashley. Please, Jacqueline, this is America! Everyone can sue everyone! Whee! See you in court, ladies!
Melissa Locker a.k.a. Lulu Bates can't actually think of any way to slip "busted up Sex and the City" into the conversation. Yet. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers.
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