Episode Report Card Potes: A- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Wuthering Heights
By Potes | Season 18 | Episode 10 | Aired on 05.09.2012
On Laura, Alisha says that she needs to be doing phone sex voice overs. Laura herself might kind of agree with this. Whatever! She loves sex! And talking about sex! And I'm sure it's not because she's looking for the attention and validation that she never got from her alcoholic parents! Alisha then tells us that Annaliese is a presenter, not a model. So, in summary, Alisha doesn't understand how, as the model with the longest legs and best body and, I would add, most interesting face, she hasn't been doing so well. I think it has something to do with the fact that either the photos she's taking or the photos of her that are being chosen are lacking in the "good" department. Poor Alisha. Annaliese, however, is doing great. She's steadily been going up in the competition, and being called second last week was a personal high. Lest you think that Alisha is the only one who can go on a shit-talking bender, Annaliese tells us that Alisha is up and down and overall deteriorating. It's not good.
There is Tyra Mail! "The world is your stage... Knock 'em dead! Fierce and love, Tyra." Everyone assumes it's going to be an acting challenge, but Alisha hopes that she's going to get the chance to knock someone out. She will, but sadly it won't be Laura. Speaking of Laura, as the girls are on the bus she ponders the following question aloud: "I wonder when I'll have sex again?" Sophie tells her that there is not going to be a challenge about having sex and Laura whines, "Why nooooooot?" I would love to see a challenge where the goal was for the models to seduce Miss J. And, like, if you could get Miss J. just to touch your lady parts voluntarily, you'd automatically win the whole competition. Poor Miss J. is probably glad he got fired before Tyra thought of this. Sophie says that the competition is getting very stressful, and is going to get down to the girls who want to fight for it. She tells us that she gave up her education, worked as a waitress while modeling, and also tried to get with her agency for seven years. She doesn't give up! Like some people might, sad foreboding foreshadowing.
The girls arrive in Hong Kong, which does look gorgeous and cool and futuristic, with crazy architecture that Laura thinks is very phallic. As Alisha says, "How can you live life like that? You walk on the street, you wanna hump a pole?" Laura would really clean up on a pole-humping challenge, too. The girls meet up with Miss J., who is wearing...kind of like a futuristic turquoise jumpsuit muumuu with matching headwrap? I don't know. Whatever it is, he's just relieved that no one is trying to get him to touch any lady parts. He tells the girls that Hong Kong is home to a thriving movie and music industry, and introduces them to hot young star Nicholas Tse. A couple of guys then come out of nowhere, and Nicholas is forced to take them and their shiny gold hoodies down via some fierce martial arts moves. Miss J. again goes on about how famous Nicholas is, noting that he has starred in movies such as New Police Story and The Stool Pigeon, for which he won some sort of award. Laura, of course, wants to bone him, and gets even hotter at the mention of the words "stool pigeon." Nicholas tells the girls that action is a combination of emotion, expression, devotion and coordination. And so is modeling! Today's challenge has something to do with acting, but primarily consists of a simple (for trained martial artists) but still challenging (for weakling models) fight scene. The winner will get to come back to Hong Kong to appear in Nicholas's music video.