Episode Report Card Maggie: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Greeks and Geeks
By Maggie | Season 3 | Episode 4 | Aired on 10.24.2000
Nerd Dude shows up and Elena gives him some lip. He says, "Save the attitude for your blender, honey." The hell? Anyway, the nerd demands Jolt soda, HoHos, Dingdongs, YoYos and Doritos. Tracy physically restrains Elena from ripping the guy's head off.
At the party, Meghan and Felicity only have their coats off, while their opponents are down to their undies. A guy gives them more shots and recognizes Meghan's voice. She realizes what time it is, and goes off for her phone-sex shift. Felicity begs Molly to take Meghan's place, but Molly doesn't want to do it. Felicity is quite obviously plastered at this point.
Docuventary clip: Ben and Javier are at the loft, studying for Javier's test. Javier gets upset thinking he won't pass; Javier's worried about everyone watching him fail. Ben says that it's just a card, he won't get deported. Javier calls Ben "a spoiled little man." He explains that it's not about getting a card: "It's about being a part of the greatest family in the world, the American family." Yankee Doodle is playing in the background while Javier continues to rant. Sean says he could sell that clip as a PSA.
At the party, Felicity has a new partner, who takes off his shirt. She's really wasted now, and takes off her top to a round of cheers.
Meghan is performing phone sex shift on a pay phone in the street when one of the frat guys walks by and tells her that he kicked Felicity's cute butt. Meghan informs him that both she and Felicity have boyfriends. Frattie Bubelatti tells her that Felicity left the party with his friend, Randy. Meghan runs off and Frattie picks up the phone.
A Cabrio commercial maintains that driving around in the moonlight is better than attending a party. If it's a frat party, I'm inclined to agree. Big K has Halloween costumes and candy on sale. McDonald's is still pushing their election Beanie Babies. Sean Hayes does a 1-800-Collect commercial; I guess Geico is finished with him. Sesame Street has a new Teach N' Go Train.One of the Gilmore Girls hits a deer.
At the loft, Sean pouring a cup of coffee and Meghan tells him that she's lost Felicity.
Cut to Felicity waking up in a strange bed with her ping pong partner. She's wearing her bra and whispering, "Omigod." Once she's dressed, she walks around the scene of the crime.
The computer nerd guy is still working on the laptop while Knoll and Tracy doze on the sofa. Nerd Dude whispers a few sweet nothings to the computer and seems resigned to not getting it working again. He mutters something about ZZ Top. Knoll suddenly thinks of something to try on the computer; he sits down, types a few things, and Windows comes back up. Knoll and Nerd Dude exchange some nerdities and the guy flashes Knoll the Trekkie salute. Knoll informs he that he don't play dat, and the guy says it is cool and he leaves.