Episode Report Card Sara M: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT April Fool
By Sara M | Season 20 | Episode 7 | Aired on 04.01.2010
The second round is Candice, Amanda, and Colby against Danielle, Jerri, and Douche. Amanda gets to the ball first and throws it to Colby, and Probst is absolutely delighted to see Colby and Douche wrestle each other again. Colby breaks free of Douche easily, but misses the shot at the basket. Douche manages to get the rebound, only to be taken down by Candice. That should tell you how easy it is to beat Douche. Courtney doesn't understand what Douche's problem is, loudly calling out, "Douche, it's a chick! Come on!" Meanwhile, Courtney was one of the first people to raise her hand when asked who would be sitting out of this challenge. Douche manages to get the ball to Jerri, but Colby easily rips it out of her arms and tosses it to Candice, who just misses the shot. Douche gets the rebound again, but his long shot is an airball. Like, I'm pretty sure that I would be better at shooting baskets than Douche at this point. With a blindfold on. And now arms. The ball lands out in the open, and Jerri makes a move for it, only to be roughly taken down by Colby, who, like Rupert, clearly has no problem being physical with women. At least he didn't launch her into a pole face-first like Rupert did, though. Colby decides to pass the ball to Amanda, who's open since Danielle's version of guarding her consists of tripping over her own feet and falling into the water, but she hesitates too long and is unable to get off a shot without Danielle jumping all over her, so she passes it off to Candice instead. Candice's shot makes it in.
Round three is another all-men round, much to Probst's delight. He throws the ball out, and J.T. gets to it way before anyone else. While Rob tries to chase him across the field, Rupert and Li'l Russell forget all about the contest and just start attacking each other. While Li'l Russell is just trying to keep Rupert from being able to stand up, Rupert is actively attacking Li'l Russell. As much as I hate Li'l Russell, when it comes to challenges, I don't think I've ever seen him play dirty. J.T. pretends to take a shot, fakes out Douche, and passes to Colby, who has a wide-open shot. He makes it in and wins the game. The Heroes cheer and Probst pronounces them the winners. Ten minutes later, Rupert and Li'l Russell are still going at it. This is the second time we've seen Rupert attack someone on the other team after the game ends. At least it's not a woman this time. Candice jumps into Colby's arms in celebration, and he takes the opportunity to totally grab her ass. Probst dismisses the Villains, then tells the Heroes it's been a while since they've won something. "YESSSSS!" Rupert screams, spit flying out of his mouth. Did he even do anything to help the Heroes win? Of course, Colby gets the victory speech during the slow-mo walk, saying this was a personal victory for him because he showed his tribe that he can be a physical force. Meanwhile, it's really not that much of a win for the Heroes since this was basically a physical game, and they've won every challenge that was based purely on physical strength where the reward wasn't chocolate. The true test will be a puzzle challenge.