Episode Report Card Michael Neal: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Losing Your L.U.N.C.H.
By Michael Neal | Season 3 | Episode 9 | Aired on 01.22.2009
Kenneth is still pleading with Tracy to think about his diet and health. Tracy is oblivious, while he eats an ice cream sandwich. Kenneth gasps and points to his desk in the hallway. It's the sign of The Hill Witch! "The Hill Witch approaches!" Tracy shakes his head and walks away. Closer to the set, Frank is chatting up Lutz and Toofer about "the craziest thing that happened last night." Jenna happens to walk by and overhears. Frank tells them he found a secret skate park in Grand Theft Auto 4. Jenna walks over and chastises him. She turns to the rest of the group and tells them that her and Frank hooked up last night. They all look a combination of stunned and grossed. Frank's hat reads "Feelin' It." He puts his head in his hand. "Jenna this is a mistake."
At the ballroom, before Jack's speech, Lemon sits at a table with Prashant and Joan. Jack walks over and asks "Mrs. Lemon" to join her at his table. Lemon declines. Jack leaves to put his microphone on for the speech. Back at 30 Rock, Jenna is having her hair scrubbed in the sink by a -- I don't know, hair person? What would be this woman's title, seriously? I'm a guy, so... And not even an Al Sharpton type of guy, with his many hair functions. Hair, to me, is either a bad musical, or done in a way that reinforces my attraction to the opposite sex. Hair stylist! That's sounds right. The stylist tells Jenna that she heard about her and Frank. She doesn't seem too pleased. "You shouldn't have done that, Jenna." Jenna's scalp begins to burn hotter than Malcolm Little's. Frank sees this and rushes in, as Jenna grabs a broom for protection from the love-betrayed stylist. "You stay away from my Frank!" Jenna runs out of the room. In walks an elderly cleaning lady with a Eastern European accent. "Who was with my Frank?" They both look at Frank, and then at each other. Frank interjects: "Katie. Nzebia. Let me explain."
Tracy walks into his dressing room but the lights won't turn on. There is a vegetable platter on his table. Kenneth comes rushing in dressed as a witch, and holding a flashlight to his face. "Eat your vegetables!" he commands. Tracy is obviously not buying this. "I'm a 40-year old man. You think I'm going to be scared into eating some stuff because..." Jenna runs into the room holding her broom. Her hair is wildly disheveled. Kenneth shines the flashlight on her face as she screams, "Look at me! I'm a monster!" Tracy and Kenneth scream and drop to their knees, in fear of The Hill Witch. They start shoving vegetables from the platter in their face.