Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Knockin' the Dust Off
By Lady Lola | Season 4 | Episode 11 | Aired on 10.13.2011
And out they go. The drinks start flowing and Snooki and Deena begin their own little Meatball dance routine. Ball change kick! Ball change kick! JWOWW shakes her head as Snooki asks, "Is my vagina out?" This night has only one destination. Sammi also can't take it as Deena Turnpikes no one in particular, so the "mature" ladies (term used very, very loosely) excuse themselves so they don't have to look at the Meatballs making fools of themselves.
Elsewhere, the guys are being accosted by a mob of riled-up clubgoers who are throwing all sorts of shade at them, chanting the word for "Shame." No one takes the bait but Sitch, who throws the finger screams, "Fuck you!" While none of the other guys are willing to incite a fight, Ronnie seems particularly amped up to jump in if the occasion arises. Must be in that phase of his cycle. It all comes to nothing, though, as Pauly announces, "Cabs are here!" They leave with a security escort. Vinny says, "Mike only acts like a tough guy when there's somebody around to hold it back." Or when there's a poor, defenseless wall just minding its own business.
Everyone is ready to go straight home, but Deena wants to get her dance on. She and Snooki exit the cabs while everyone else goes to bed. Things quickly turn sour for the Meatballs, who are feel besieged by the folks at the next club. Says Deena, "They were, like, making fun of us. Maybe it was the boots?" They head to the bar to calm down, but it only gets worse when a bartender throws ice on them. So they start knocking over bottles like maniacs and quickly find themselves swept up in the arms of the club's bouncers. It's a Meatball sandwich! They get into a cab home and bemoan the state of kids these days. No respect!
They arrive home still mid-rant, which throws the roommates for a loop. As the Meatballs continue their tirade, everyone just stands by silently, hoping they'll tire themselves out. "Oddly enough," says JWOWW, "I would rather hang out with Sam. Go figure." Ha! She just insulted every other female in the house at once. Masterful! The whirling dervishes eventually wind down as Snooki suggests they go for a hot tub (though at first I thought she said "hot dog," and I was really hoping we had this season's ham and water... Alas!). Snooki notes, "Being kicked out of the club: Meatball Problems!"
The ladies prep the tub, and Snooki says she plans to go in clothed. Deena announces she has to pee, so Snooki tells her to pee in the tub. As you do. A few minutes later, they try to get in, but it's too hot. Snooki: "Burning your cuca in the Jacuzzi: Meatball Problems!" They practice their doggy paddle in the tub, and Deena declares, "Meatballs are burning up in this thing!"