Episode Report Card Joe R: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The Godmother
By Joe R | Season 1 | Episode 10 | Aired on 10.09.2005
In the kitchen, Nancy digs around for a corkscrew. Shane approaches and asks if everything's okay -- he heard her and Silas fighting earlier. Nancy lies that everything's fine just fine, and he shouldn't worry. He asks what's going on out on the patio, what with the five disreputable men playing grab-ass and looking stoned. Nancy's like, "Oh those are my friends." Shane gives her about three openings to come clean about what's going on -- and it's about 50/50 whether he knows already, though he's definitely suspicious -- but Nancy just assures him that everything will be okay. Then, as the fakey-fake Godfather music wails in the background, Nancy exits to the patio just as Conrad's showing up with the plant, and the men all rise to get a look, but from Shane's perspective it looks like they're standing in deference to Nancy, their new Godmother. Lupita casts a sad look Shane's way and closes the doors behind her. You don't ask your mom about her business, Shane.
Heylia's. Seems Vaneeta has given birth on the floor. Heylia's cooing to the new baby boy and asking where the heck Conrad's gone to.
Lastly, Nancy shows up at Peter's door. He asks if her life got less complicated, and Nancy laughs at the irony of that one before falling onto his face and, soon enough, into his bed. After it's all said and done, a naked Nancy gets up to go to the bathroom. She puts on a jacket of Peter's, to hide her shame and all, and when she gets a look at herself in the bathroom mirror, she's startled to read what the jacket says. Just three little letter: "DEA." The "D," as Heylia might say, could just as well stand for "Dumb-ass white bitch."