Episode Report Card Demian: A | 11 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Cracky Boys Crack The Crack Crackman Of The Crackopacrack
By Demian | Season 5 | Episode 14 | Aired on 02.11.2010
Bobby's Emporium, somewhere deep within the lush coastal rainforests of central South Dakota. I think. I mean, that looks like Bobby's Bad-Ass Panic Room behind Dean and Castiel, who lean wearily against the walls while Crackie The Crackheaded Crack-Crack cracks out at them from within, so I'm guessing My Sweet Baboo whisked Our Intrepid Crackheads up to Bobby's after that last scene. Dean swigs from a bottle of generic Kentucky bourbon while his angelic boyfriend offers him some tender words of consolation, but Dean's not having it, and he flees topside to bow-leggedly amble amongst the automotive wrecks in Bobby's yard for a bit until he reaches the rain-streaked Impala. Openly despairing now that he's alone, and with thunder subtly rumbling over his head, Dean lifts his anguished face up to Heaven and pleads, "Please! I can't... I need some help! Please?" And this time, despite the repeated hitch in his voice, there are no tears.
Whew. That was pretty fucking awesome, wasn't it? "...!" Crap. "...!" Does this mean I have to fetch my own goddamned cocktail this week? "...!" I guess it does. Hell, if the mention of booze doesn't wake him up, nothing will.
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