Episode Report Card Jeff Long: D+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Ease On Down The Road…Forever
By Jeff Long | Season 5 | Episode 9 | Aired on 09.10.2008
Tim says that the remaining designers have been arranged by the month and day of their birth and that is how we will proceed. Tim is holding the lovely "black velvet bag" (I love it when he says that -- please don't make me find it). Korto is an Aquarius and gets to choose first. But, it's not really choosing. Tim pulls a button out of the bag. She interviews that she's "like, God, Jesus, help me." She is working with Kelli, who is a Cancer. Korto is happy. She interviews that since Kelli won the first challenge, which was about innovation, she knows she'll be a big help.
Kenley is also an Aquarius and she will be working with Wesley, who is a Scorpio. I'm so ready to be all, "I knew it!" about someone's sign, but I really don't know much about most of them. Or maybe any of them. For instance, Joe and I share the same sign, Aries. Wouldn't have guessed that. I would have thought Joe was a Libra. I just blew your mind right now. But, yes, I would have guessed Libra. He is paired with Daniel. Wow, this could be fun. Daniel is a Sagittarius. I'm not sure if that's the whiny boohiney sign, but I'm guessing it is. And, Leanne is a Libra. I guess she's kind of academic about her designs, but I really wouldn't have guessed that either. Maybe astrology is not the cold hard science that I thought it was. Leanne interviews that she was chanting to herself, "Emily or Jennifer." And, she gets Emily, who is a Scorpio. I miss Emily. She's a sweet girl. Blayne is also a Libra and gets Stella, who is a Scorpio. They hug and it gets a laugh from the other designers. Terri is a Sagittarius. She interviews that, if she gets Keith, it's not going to be pretty. Guess who she gets. Keith is a Leo. Again, I know me some Leos. I wouldn't have guessed it with him. The hot crying was the only Leo move we've seen from him. And, maybe the bossy bitching about the sewing machines that time. Terri interviews that she and Keith have nothing in common in regards to design or creativity. She says she's screwed.
Jerell is a Sagittarius and he'll be working with Jennifer, who is a Taurus. She totally seems like a Taurus. And, I mean the Ford automobile. Rayon is also a Sagittarius and will be working with Jerry, who is a Libra. I'm waiting for Rayon to call himself a "Sadge." It's bound to happen. Let's just prepare ourselves. They will have 2 days for the challenge. They will have 30 minutes to decide what to do and which sign to use. Tim has dossiers for everyone with info about the different signs. I wonder if Jackie Stallone is going to be the guest judge.