Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Chasing Tracy
By Lady Lola | Season 5 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.14.2011
Seeing that they don't, she leaves. She runs into Pete along the way and tells him she's leaving to shoot a movie. He sputters, "What? You can't do that." She retorts, "That's what your wife told me in the shower this morning!" She laughs and raises her hand to high five. When he leaves her hanging, she high fives his forehead and traipses out. Pete continues inside, where Frank asks if they can order lunch from Ikea. As producer, Pete insists he gets to decide where they order lunch. Frank proposes a contest of strength to determine where they order. They have an arm wrestling match, and Pete handily (get it?) beats Frank, then proudly declares, "Who's next?"
Queens. Lemon and Kenneth head to Federici's pizzeria with a bit in which Kenneth is supposed to be Lemon's son, who is studying at the New York Pizza Academy. The pizzaiolo, a Pizza Academy of New York man, says he should hate Kenneth on sight, then asks what frat Kenneth is pledging. Kenneth sees through his trick question -- there are no frats at PANY, silly! With that, the pizzaiolo is bound by pizza academy tradition to grant them any request. "Wow," says Lemon, "this could not have gone any better." They ask for all his delivery receipts for the last two months. Says the pizzaiolo, "Ah, you got that delivery receipt exam coming up, huh? What a bear!" He hands them a box of receipts and heads to the back. Kenneth deems this pursuit a dead-end, and beckons Lemon to follow him out. She grabs the receipts and makes a run for it.
30 Rock. Frank beats everyone at the show at arm wrestling, one by one. From Cerie to Grizz and Dot Com (together), and even Jack, who congratulates him, saying, "According to the transitive property, you've just defeated Moammar Kadafi at arm wrestling." Toofer wonders how Pete is so good at arm wrestling. Pete admits he never works out, but we get a flash to his home life, where one child is on his back, holding back an arm while he uses his other arm to shove down the heads of his unruly children. Since he was victorious in the contests of strength, Pete gets to pick the lunch order. He screams, "Takeout from Hooters!" Frank points out that that makes no sense. Pete throws up his arms and yells, "We'll know they touched it!"
Stamford. Jenna is filming a scene for her blatant Saw knock-off until the director abruptly yells cut. He tells the crew that they didn't get the tax break from Connecticut they expected and don't have enough money to move forward. For some reason, the film commission didn't think torture porn portrayed the state in a positive light. Go figure.