Episode Report Card Miss Alli: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Don't Bite on the Beethoven
By Miss Alli | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 06.11.2003
Chip breaks the news to David and Jeff that he and Reichen only grabbed one pass. I would point out that David and Jeff didn't seem to do a bang-up job of distracting anyone, so I'm not sure any of the members of the Pectoral College really held up their end of the bargain. It's kind of turning into Dumb and Dumber. Only dumber.
As Millie climbs into the carriage, she loudly says, "He's a jerk. He is such a jerk." So we can add "sore loser" to Millie's list of charms. Chip has bigger problems at the moment, though, because David ("whooo?") is unhappy with him for not grabbing the other pass for them when he said he would. ["David was perfectly capable of running for a carriage himself, so he can just shut up." -- Wing Chun] In an interview, Jeff says gently and blandly that all they're going to do in the Pectoral College alliance at this point is take information, because they feel they've already given up enough. I am telling you, Jeff's soul patch is bad enough to qualify as a Superfund site. Meanwhile, as Chip gets into the fiacre, he mutters to Reichen, "We've got to be smarter about this."
Kelly yells for Jon, who apparently was able to grab the last carriage. She screams happily, and they take off. Chip, meanwhile, tells his driver that he needs to get out for a second. He goes over to talk to Millie, presumably because he heard her yelling about what a jerk he was. When she sees him, Millie sees that he's bleeding a little, and she says, "Did I do that?" "It's not your fault," he says. "It's not your fault, because --" Millie cuts off his attempt to make amends by snotting, "I wasn't even going to touch you until you slammed my head backwards, because you started the manhandling crap," which is such a crock of shit that I have to wonder whether she brought it out of the Historic Sewers of Vienna with her. "I don't want to hurt you," she says in a ridiculously superior tone, "but you did touch me first." In an interview, she admits that in fact she shoved Chip "in the heat of the moment." "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that," Chip says. Once he's gone, Millie happily giggles about the "drama." She appears to be one of those girls who thinks it's absolutely adorable when little old her acts like a huge jerk, and I hate that. Wow. She is ON THE LIST. She is at the top of the list. She is the list. I don't care whether you like people or not -- when you have a dust-up with a guy and he tries to make it right, you don't need to respond by trying to spin the hell out of it and making him feel like he beat you up. Especially when you're absolutely, utterly, totally lying -- which she was. And to think I defended her about the mask-grabbing. She's just rude and pushy and obnoxious. Boooo, Millie. ["Jesus doesn't care how big a virgin she is. He hates her now." -- Wing Chun]