Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Late-Night Wars
By Lady Lola | Season 4 | Episode 18 | Aired on 04.22.2010
Jack's office. He stares at the pictures of Avery and Nancy as Khonani mills around. Jack asks how things are going, and Khonani angrily says Subhas emptied all of the trash during his shift, so now there is no trash left for him. Jack thinks quick, suggesting Khonani and Subhas share 11:30. "No," says Khonani firmly, "I wouldn't do that to 11:30." He tells Jack to make a decision. This brings up all of Jack's issues with his double-dipping dating. He says, "Don't you think I know what it's like to have two amazing people who both want the same thing? I do! And with Nancy and Avery, I'm the thing, Khonani. I'm the trash shift." Khonani empathizes that it's a tough situation but says it won't be possible to make everyone happy. One person's heart will be broken, but Jack must choose regardless. Jack bites the bullet and tells Khonani he's sticking with Subhas. Khonani takes it well, assuring Jack not to worry because "I have a job at Fox--" he coughs. "--woods. Foxwoods Casino." As he makes his way out, Jack tells him to get that cough checked out.
Tracy's house. Kenneth calls to remind Tracy that Angie needs her blood pressure medication. The one snag? It's in the her car outside of the invisible fence perimeter. Tracy faces an unforeseen dilemma: Risk electrocuting himself and going bananas, or fail to attend to his wife's needs? Kenneth offers to come back and fetch the medicine for him, but Tracy says it's something he has to do. Kenneth assures him he's a good husband. Suddenly he hears a low growl in the background. It appears Tracy Sr. has followed him from the house and is now playing a game of predator and prey. Tracy suggests Kenneth cut off a finger and toss it in the river to throw Tracy Sr. off his scent. Kenneth opts out of that plan, instead hopping on his bike and pedaling furiously.
Lemon's party. Jenna compliments Lemon on replicating the vibe of the "post-coital suite at the NBA All-Star game." Lemon hops on the karaoke mic and suggest someone should say a few words. Jenna takes this to mean her as she swipes the mic to sing a bit of "Jimmy Crack Corn." Lemon snatches the mic back and welcomes people to her party. She says the karaoke machine is ready to go. At this, Frank and Lutz high five, triggering flashbacks in Lemon. She flips out on them, calling them out for excluding her from Thursday Night Thunder for years. She bitches about how she thought she had a family at work but has instead just spent money to impress them enough to invite her to their stupid bar nights. She demands they go around the room and individually apologize to her. Cerie, mind you, has been in the same frozen position the entire time. Just as Frank begins to declare this to be the worst party every, Kenneth busts in with Tracy Sr. hot on his trail.