Episode Report Card Pamie: C- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Vote Or Die
By Pamie | Season 5 | Episode 4 | Aired on 10.11.2004
Okay, for reals, y'all. Check it: Lorelai is unhappy to find that Luke's made her breakfast. She thinks it's "so sweet," but breakfast is more of a social affair for Lorelai, and eating it in her kitchen takes away from the whole appeal of getting up in the morning, which is to make people in town envy her wardrobe. Why spend five hundred bucks on a skirt if Kirk can't ogle it while eating a scone? Luke futilely (it only looks like I just made up a word) tries to explain to Lorelai that when Luke makes your breakfast, it's called eating at Luke's, but Lorelai doesn't want to hear it. She doesn't want to change her morning routine. In fact, she's just going to refer to Luke as "Rory" from now on, if he doesn't mind. Lorelai has such clean hardwood floors for being such a slacker. Lorelai equates having Luke make her breakfast in her kitchen with Tommy Lee having a Starbucks in his house (a classic Cribs, if any of you missed it). Luke has never heard of Cribs and is confused with the concept of having an entire coffee house in your kitchen. He wants to know if Tommy has baristas and everything. Lorelai gets a phone call from Rory as Luke sets to putting all of the work he just made into Tupperware, which he can send over to my house, as I'm running low on just about everything and tonight I ate leftover salsa, stale tortilla chips, and half a sliced mango for dinner. Oh, man. Now that I ran over that menu, no wonder I don't feel so good tonight. Maybe I can't completely blame the debate.
Rory can't find a book she needs for a class she's late to because her head's been attached to CuteDean's for the past few weeks. Days? Who knows. Rory is a little freaked out to think about Luke being in her kitchen, potentially naked. Lorelai tells her daughter that Luke is naked and sitting at the table, causing Luke to shout that he's not, which makes him sound like he is. He has a naked tone, according to Rory. Lorelai never tells Rory whether or not Luke is actually clothed, which is just weird. Lorelai says that Luke stayed outside her window all night playing "In Your Eyes" on a boom box. Continuing your education on eighties movies you should have seen by now. If you haven't seen Say Anything… it's time to rent it. And then buy my book. Thank you.
Asher willed Paris a printing press. It is large and in their common room. It's kind of the entire rest of the scene, just talking about how it's large. Is it called a "Blau" printing press, Sars? Did you watch the episode? I couldn't find anything about it online, but I'll consider that a shout-out. Regardless, Sars is so smart, I'm sure she's got a section of her brain labeled "Trivial --> Printing Presses," and will answer my question. ["After all that build-up...I got nothing. 'Trivial --> Actors Who Appeared On Out of This World,' I'd have had your back. Sorry!" -- Sars] Paris thinks having a printing press in their dorm room will make them unique, and thus likely more appealing to other members of their generation. Rory complains that Asher's printing press is resting on her bookbag. Paris shouts, "Well, sorry! It's from my dead boyfriend!" When will Paris get a spin-off?