Episode Report Card Couch Baron: A+ | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Pocket Rockets
By Couch Baron | Season 1 | Episode 10 | Aired on 12.13.2004
While someone puts the finishing touches on a gingerbread house (hee), Keith is questioning some woman who catered the Casablancases' party. Keith tells her he spoke to Sadie Casablancas, and he heard that the woman fired someone that night. In case you care, that scene was apparently in the script but was cut at some point, although I'm not sure whether it was ever actually shot. Caterer Woman says that servers have to stay on the first floor, but that one girl sneaked upstairs to find a bathroom, and Haaron insisted that she be fired. Keith wonders why Haaron cared about her breaking the rules in someone else's house. Caterer Woman: "Someone else's wife was on top of him." Keith asks whether Haaron was really with another woman that night. Caterer Woman: "While his wife was downstairs eating canapés." Jeez, if Lynn finds out, that'll just gut her, don't you think?
School. A town car with tinted windows pulls in, and Sean makes a big show of getting out and getting his books from the chauffeur. Dude, if you're so rich, what's with the fugly-assed sky-blue horizontally-striped shirt? And before you point out that he's not rich [SPOILER!], I'll retract the word "rich" and substitute the word "sighted." Veronica greets him, and Sean tells her he's short one Rolex, courtesy of "the criminal element." Dude, I'm not much for Rolexes, but it's partially because I used to know this guy who wore two Rolexes -- one on each wrist. He set one to London time and one to New York time, which to me suggested that not only was he a pretentious pompous ass, but that he couldn't remember that London is five hours ahead of New York, even though said fact seemed to be important to him. Not surprisingly, he was (and probably still is, although I hope not) one of the worst people I have ever had the misfortune to know, but that didn't stop one of my friends from dating him for EIGHT YEARS. Uch. Anyway, perhaps feeling the same way about Rolexes as I do, Veronica's not that sympathetic, pointing out that Weevil didn't start this...
...but Sean's flashback begs to differ, and the boys are stripping in front of Weevil. I'm surprised he doesn't hold up a card and give them each a rating. I di-- would. I would. In that situation. Anyway, nothing happens in that scene except that we get to see more skin, but Sean's point is that he thinks Weevil stole the money before he thought he was going to win legitimately, and adds that before Lynn caused four hard-ons and one sad little boy, Weevil was down to his last two chips. Veronica says she heard that Sean wasn't doing so hot either, but he counters that he doesn't need the money, and walks off. Veronica looks pensive.