Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | 2 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT The Hardy Boys Have This Condition
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 13 | Aired on 02.13.2011
"You're coming with me!" the snippy deputy seethes, in tones that indicate he'll not be taking no for an answer. Zombie Grandpa, valiantly attempting to keep things light, amiably agrees to follow the snippy deputy back into town, but the snippy deputy isn't having it, and insists the two pile themselves into the back seat of his prowler lest he throw both of them into handcuffs and sling them into cells. At this, Soulless Sammy finally sees fit to chime in, and he sneers, "You're gonna arrest two federal agents? Really?" He chuckles and flashes his blindingly white teeth for a moment before dismissing the snippy deputy with a curt, "Have a good night!" The snippy deputy, outraged by Soulless Sammy's saucy insouciance, or something, immediately makes to unholster his weapon, and that's all everybody's favorite sociopath needs to start in with the smackdown. "VIOLENCE!" shrieks Raoul as Soulless Sammy sucker-punches the snippy deputy smack in the schnozz. "WANTON ACTS OF UNREPENTANT VIOLENCE!" Raoul howls as Soulless Sammy tosses the snippy deputy up against the S&M party van's side to knee the guy in the groin. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" bays Raoul, all but thumping his tail against the floorboards with glee as the snippy deputy spews up a fountain of blood before dropping to the asphalt, unconscious. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "Ya think there were maybe calmer ways we could've done all that?" Zombie Grandpa sarcastically wonders once it's all over. "Do we care?" Soulless Sammy snaps back, speaking for at least one member of this evening's audience, who's practically ululating with joy over the scintillatingly savage turn this episode's taken. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" And with that, Soulless Sammy and his Zombie Grandpa climb back into The S&M Party Van to speed off into the...
...Tinkle, Tinkle RAAAWWWR! So, my scaly friend. "Yes?!" Oh, don't play coy with me -- any dish from the set? You must know that the lovely people out there in Internetland are positively gasping for it. "[Sigh!]" sighs Raoul, a delicate and impeccably manicured paw rising to rest against his temporarily beleaguered brow. "You must know it grieves me to no end to disappoint my adoring public in such a manner, but no!" Oh, come on. Nothing? "Not a thing! After all, it would be most unchivalrous of me to disclose the various delightful confidences shared across the lavishly endowed craft services table between takes!" You're no fun. "I must admit, however, that Messieurs Ackles and Padalecki were quite the supportive and charming gentlemen the entire time!" Well, that's dull. "Call me, boys! Call me! Mwah!" Yawn.